If you were doing a Vegas wedding...

I would get married in Vegas by: (multi choice)

  • Klingon

    Votes: 1 5.3%
  • Elvis impersonator

    Votes: 5 26.3%
  • Drive through

    Votes: 7 36.8%
  • Gondola at the Venetian

    Votes: 6 31.6%
  • Underwater

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • On a roller coaster

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Skydiving

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Gun Store

    Votes: 2 10.5%
  • Neon Museum

    Votes: 3 15.8%
  • Your friend ordained online through the Universal Life Church

    Votes: 4 21.1%

  • Total voters
    19
I did the drive thru chapel in Vegas once. It was awesome and surprisingly affordable. :)
 
I would need a couple of miracles for that ;)

Well the Pope was just here.

I got married at Ballys in Vegas. Im sure there are more romantic fun options.

Im also quite certain there are more romantic and fun women.

lol
 
If I had no other choice I'd go for the gondola cruise, they all sound pretty cheesy.
 
I think I would have gone with the drive through or the ordained friend. Maybe unofficially at Red Rock, with just a witness or two. I have friends who live in Vegas so it wouldn't be hard.

I forgot one, you can do online weddings in Vegas.

It would also depend on what the GTB would have wanted too.
 
i hate vegas.

if i were to do a vegas wedding, it would be at a rundown strip joint outside town.

the one time i went to vegas, we'd just finished camping in the southern canyons of utah and northern new mexico. all i wanted was a hot shower, a real bed and good room service. cheap hotels in vegas are prison cells. lined and sacked. their goal is for you to pass out and go back to the floor to gamble more.

i showed up with about 20 dollars in quarters. all i wanted to do was put the quarter in the slot and physically pull the lever. my dress had pockets sewn into the front. i was totally set.

there wasn't a single place i could stick my quarters or pennies into the slot. i had dreams of $5/ 5 hrs and free dr pepper. i spent $20 all in change on two slices of pizza on the strip. there could have been a bottle of soda involved. i passed through the lobbies lined with card readers and screens. littered inside with tables and the promise of more hookers and booze. i received 5-6 business business cards.

we went back to the room and crashed.

a wedding in vegas to me is carried out of the city and into the wild blue yonder. after a night of raunchy public lap dances, hookers and booze.


.it was loud. loud and crowded is not a good combination. then the dings. they are trying to cast spells on the people with their dings.
 
i hate vegas.

if i were to do a vegas wedding, it would be at a rundown strip joint outside town.

the one time i went to vegas, we'd just finished camping in the southern canyons of utah and northern new mexico. all i wanted was a hot shower, a real bed and good room service. cheap hotels in vegas are prison cells. lined and sacked. their goal is for you to pass out and go back to the floor to gamble more.

i showed up with about 20 dollars in quarters. all i wanted to do was put the quarter in the slot and physically pull the lever. my dress had pockets sewn into the front. i was totally set.

there wasn't a single place i could stick my quarters or pennies into the slot. i had dreams of $5/ 5 hrs and free dr pepper. i spent $20 all in change on two slices of pizza on the strip. there could have been a bottle of soda involved. i passed through the lobbies lined with card readers and screens. littered inside with tables and the promise of more hookers and booze. i received 5-6 business business cards.

we went back to the room and crashed.

a wedding in vegas to me is carried out of the city and into the wild blue yonder. after a night of raunchy public lap dances, hookers and booze.


.it was loud. loud and crowded is not a good combination. then the dings. they are trying to cast spells on the people with their dings.

Perhaps at a Jerky Stand? There's a great one just north of town where you turn off to Death Valley. That would be an awesome place for a wedding.
 
Perhaps at a Jerky Stand? There's a great one just north of town where you turn off to Death Valley. That would be an awesome place for a wedding.

cast iron skillets frying eggs the morning after on the road in the desert. deconstructed jerky.

there's no way in hell i would drive.
 
Who needs to go to Vegas for a quickie wedding? I'd be happy with just going to the courthouse and spending the money it would cost us to go to Vegas on a trip to somewhere we actually want to go.
 
Perhaps at a Jerky Stand? There's a great one just north of town where you turn off to Death Valley. That would be an awesome place for a wedding.

If I HAD to get married in Vegas, that would be the spot. Fo sho.
 
cast iron skillets frying eggs the morning after on the road in the desert. deconstructed jerky.

there's no way in hell i would drive.

Beats being in town. Except, for dinner at Gallagher's.
 
Who needs to go to Vegas for a quickie wedding? I'd be happy with just going to the courthouse and spending the money it would cost us to go to Vegas on a trip to somewhere we actually want to go.

Exactly!
 
Who needs to go to Vegas for a quickie wedding? I'd be happy with just going to the courthouse and spending the money it would cost us to go to Vegas on a trip to somewhere we actually want to go.

It depends how far away Vegas is from you and how fast you want to get married.
 
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I am one of those ULC-ordained friends but I only did nude weddings in redwood groves, usually with a fair assortment of not-always-legal drugs on hand. Or in mouth. Or up nose. Well, that's keeping with the Elvis tradition anyway.
 
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