I'm concerned for your health and safety, ladies.

[spacekowboy]

I'm concerned that the women around here are not giving themselves proper breast exams. I suggest you let me see them so that I can diagnose any potential problems. I'm here to save your lives ladies. Hand over the tits.

 

[thør]

I endorse this thread.

 

[Wings]

The last time I handed them over I got them back with chapped nipples.

 

[spacekowboy]

The last time I handed them over I got them back with chapped nipples.

I've got moisturizer this time.

 

[spacekowboy]

I endorse this thread.

A gentleman and a scholar, good sir.

 

[spacekowboy]

The women around here obviously feel like risking their lives is a better option than showing me their jumblies. What must've happened in your childhoods to make you think this is okay?

 

[Penuche]

I've got moisturizer this time.

Lovingly hand made in small amounts?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

It's not Tuesday.

 

[spacekowboy]

It's not Tuesday.

Well if you believe your health is worth putting off....

 

[1HF]

Mine aren't detachable so I can't really send them to you for inspection

 

[spacekowboy]

Mine aren't detachable so I can't really send them to you for inspection

Due to advancements in medical technology there are now plenty of ways to let me see them.

 

[1HF]

Due to advancements in medical technology there are now plenty of ways to let me see them.

X-ray? Mammogram? Your pick.

 

[spacekowboy]

X-ray? Mammogram? Your pick.

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It's a new budding technology but highly effective.

 

[1HF]

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It's a new budding technology but highly effective.

Weird. I'm not up to date on all that new fangled technology stuff.

 

[Que]

At the risk of piling on I think it is somewhat diagnostic that she is hiding her boobs with the towel. I think that she knows she needs to have them inspected.

Not showing boobs just contributes to the culture of repression that results in women starving their children rather than breastfeeding them in public.

And that is just wrong.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[1HF]

At the risk of piling on I think it is somewhat diagnostic that she is hiding her boobs with the towel. I think that she knows she needs to have them inspected.

Not showing boobs just contributes to the culture of repression that results in women starving their children rather than breastfeeding them in public.

And that is just wrong.

I'm just too ashamed to drop the towel.

Not to mention, I have suspicions that kowboy may be more concerned with man handling my tits than looking for lumps...

 

[spacekowboy]

At the risk of piling on I think it is somewhat diagnostic that she is hiding her boobs with the towel. I think that she knows she needs to have them inspected.

Not showing boobs just contributes to the culture of repression that results in women starving their children rather than breastfeeding them in public.

And that is just wrong.

You are definitely on to something here. Get with the program, ladies. It's not for you it's for you're granddaughters!

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm just too ashamed to drop the towel.

Not to mention, I have suspicions that kowboy may be more concerned with man handling my tits than looking for lumps...

I have no idea what you have heard about me, but I am no brute. I'm gentle as lamb's wool.

 

[Que]

I have no idea what you have heard about me, but I am no brute. I'm gentle as lamb's wool.

Some people call him the gangster of love. :nods:

 

[Que]

And remember: covering your bewbs means the Patriarchy wins....

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm concerned that the women around here are not giving themselves proper breast exams. I suggest you let me see them so that I can diagnose any potential problems. I'm here to save your lives ladies. Hand over the tits.

Can you do it in the style of Quint reeling in a particularly fiesty marlin?

 

[spacekowboy]

Here lies the boobies of Mary Lee.

 

[spacekowboy]

And remember: covering your bewbs means the Patriarchy wins....

Fight the power!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Now this is an example of a thread that really cares.

You're the (insert philanthropic name here) of titties.