Bidin~Time
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Not long ago, I met this much older fellow in his late 70's. He was one of my patients.
<Himself> Honey, can you drive a car?
<me> Yessir
<Himself> Ya know if you'd consider it, maybe you could pick me up sometime and we'd go to the Golden Corral and I'd buy ya supper.
<me> do ya think so?
<Himself> Yep, and then, if we hit it off, ya never know, we might hit it off real well... well then we could take up housekeepin together and I'd keep you barefoot and pregnant.
<me>(laughing) well now, that would certainly be a hat trick if ever there was one.
<Himself> Honey, can you drive a car?
<me> Yessir
<Himself> Ya know if you'd consider it, maybe you could pick me up sometime and we'd go to the Golden Corral and I'd buy ya supper.
<me> do ya think so?
<Himself> Yep, and then, if we hit it off, ya never know, we might hit it off real well... well then we could take up housekeepin together and I'd keep you barefoot and pregnant.
<me>(laughing) well now, that would certainly be a hat trick if ever there was one.