Lancecastor
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Okay, so she's not my grrlfriend...yet.
Advice?
Advice?
Help....my Grrlfriend thinks I'm a STALKER!?
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4est_4est_Gump
Run Forrest! RUN!
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I have no experience with the topic, so no advice.
MrsMarkyMark
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Why?
Why does she think you're a stalker? Are you stalking her?
Why does she think you're a stalker? Are you stalking her?
1HF
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I was thinking the exact same thing while standing over your bed last night.
Was it you who wiped off my drool? I noticed my pillow was less damp this morning.
1HF
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Anytime you're thirsty, I'm available.
smoothg103rd
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But I'm the loser? You probably ain't been in no pussy since you came out of one.
chillywilly2
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I was thinking the exact same thing while standing over your bed last night.
I was wondering who's feet those were! I was *under* the bed!
smoothg103rd
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Hate isn't in my blood.
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Mike Yates, is that you?
Lancecastor
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there used to be a company you could pay to create a series of structured coincidences based on stalking research into the target woman's life.
Theyd arrange for you to be in the same elevator with her and you have the exact puppy shes always wanted, e.g.
Theyd arrange for you to be in the same elevator with her and you have the exact puppy shes always wanted, e.g.
thør
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Everyday_Man
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Random posts on her social media ...
Email her poems (if you can get her email)
Call her phone and hang up (if you can get her number)
Text her from an unknown number 'Thinking of you'
flatten her tire, but magically be there when she needs help changing it (hopefully she needs help)
Steal her puppy and then find it keep the cash reward so she doesn't get suspicious
Eventually become her friend, send anonymous death threats and be the one to comfort her, perhaps even get those threats to end (perhaps, you might just want to keep sending them)
oh, give her a little stuffed teddy bear that has a striking resemblance to you (not perfect, but it has to be there)
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Queersetti
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Who is it, that Hoffman chick?
Queersetti
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parodyluvr75
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I guess sometimes it's hard to tell.
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VaticanAssassin
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Are you sure those panties match that bra? You may want to rethink that. Also you left the stove on...
parodyluvr75
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It was laundry day. I'm sure pink flowered panties and a black lace bra are in vogue somewhere.
Hey next time, let the cat in and do the dishes and I'm all yours.
