How Many Lit Girls Are Fake Female?

[Pookie]

I have a theory about courage. Most people are cowards and require several gourds of 7-ELEVEN Courage before they act like men. Some of us don't need it. Its how a princess knows her prince is real: He doesn't need plenty of corn aboard before he fights a dragon. I came from the factory with real courage.

Proclamations of real courage are usually quite liquid in nature.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Are you hitting on me?

Should I be?

 

[TheJadge]

Should I be?

Damn skippy. And the Internet rumours are true.

 

[The_Trouvere]

I am a beautiful, shapely 27 year old woman who is tired of being a virgin. I want to find an older man to teach me about physical love. All these years I have only pretended to be a grouchy old man.

Just kidding!

I really am a grouchy old man.

 

[TheJadge]

I am a beautiful, shapely 27 year old woman who is tired of being a virgin. I want to find an older man to teach me about physical love. All these years I have only pretended to be a grouchy old man.

Just kidding!

I really am a grouchy old man.

Killy will still tape and dance for you.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Still a girl here. And I see we have a new av! Hello, James

 

[MrsMarkyMark]

The amount of butt hurt.

This thread, has me all but rolling in the floor.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Still a girl here. And I see we have a new av! Hello, James

^^^^^^^JAIL BAIT!!!! BEWARE!!!!

 

[Recidiva]

I'm an actual female who has been mistaken for a male for much of her internet career because for some reason even though women make up approximately 50.8% of the population, the fear of actually being the other 49.2% trumps any common sense measure known.

 

[Bookishleigh]

^^^^^^^JAIL BAIT!!!! BEWARE!!!!

James!!! We have been over this. I am going to be 40 soon, in a matter of weeks actually. Hardly jail bail but I am sincerely flattered.

 

[eyer]

I'm an actual female who has been mistaken for a male for much of her internet career...

Except, of course, when you intentionally conducted an internet carnal relationship with a male minor, and then met him in person and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car...


The thread: Crimes of Passion

The thread question: "Commit any?"

Recidiva the Sex Offender's Own Words Verbatim:

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Carnal involvement with a minor, I imagine, in my case."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"There was a guy I knew on the internet when I was in my 20s. Good gamer, tough talker, smart and funny. Ran a BDSM bondage sideline of cyber. The kinda guy that who when someone was threatening to come to my house and rape me, would say "Hah. Tell him you don't think he could get you off."

He had a cover story that he was in his 30s but had confessed to one nice lady that he was only ** or so at the time. He and I became involved online and although I knew he how old he was, he didn't confess it for a few months, after which time I just said "Yes, I know."

I did get to meet him when his family traveled near to where I live, we met and fooled around a bit in the front seat of a car. I think he was ** at the time.

Seriously, I couldn't have corrupted this guy, if anything I rehabilitated him."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Mid to late 20s if I recall correctly."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Well, he was one of the guys I was messing around with at the same time, probably one in six."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"I had a roleplay relationship with him"

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"...was it still outside of what is considered lawful? Yes."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Do I think I could have been charged with a crime? Yep."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"If my daughter or son had a relationship with a person that much older, would I freak out? Hell yes."

 

[Recidiva]

I wonder if eyer's a girl. Or 14. Sometimes. Then I remember I don't care.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

James!!! We have been over this. I am going to be 40 soon, in a matter of weeks actually. Hardly jail bail but I am sincerely flattered.

In dog years that's less than 6 years old!

 

[Bookishleigh]

In dog years that's less than 6 years old!

You must need a hug.

 

[Lancecastor]

I wonder if eyer's a girl. Or 14. Sometimes. Then I remember I don't care.

I'm guessing "diddled by the babysitter" probably covers it.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm guessing "diddled by the babysitter" probably covers it.

Is that one of your stories?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

You must need a hug.

I need a good mug. I saw the commercial on tv. Wife says to her deaf husband GIMME A MUG. And he comes over and hugs her.

 

[MasterSnatch]

48 % are actually men, 29% of all posters know this.

 

[Aglaopheme]

http://youtu.be/LnzYG0ZkrXg

 

[atariblue]

If I can provide some insight on the whole situation
https://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA

 

[eyer]

I wonder if eyer's a girl. Or 14. Sometimes. Then I remember I don't care.

Of course you don't care, Sex Offender...

...you didn't care when you knowingly, intentionally conducted an online carnal relationship with a minor, either.

Remember:


The thread: Crimes of Passion

The thread question: "Commit any?"

Recidiva the Sex Offender's Own Words Verbatim:

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Carnal involvement with a minor, I imagine, in my case."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"There was a guy I knew on the internet when I was in my 20s. Good gamer, tough talker, smart and funny. Ran a BDSM bondage sideline of cyber. The kinda guy that who when someone was threatening to come to my house and rape me, would say "Hah. Tell him you don't think he could get you off."

He had a cover story that he was in his 30s but had confessed to one nice lady that he was only ** or so at the time. He and I became involved online and although I knew he how old he was, he didn't confess it for a few months, after which time I just said "Yes, I know."

I did get to meet him when his family traveled near to where I live, we met and fooled around a bit in the front seat of a car. I think he was ** at the time.

Seriously, I couldn't have corrupted this guy, if anything I rehabilitated him."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Mid to late 20s if I recall correctly."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Well, he was one of the guys I was messing around with at the same time, probably one in six."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"I had a roleplay relationship with him"

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"...was it still outside of what is considered lawful? Yes."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"Do I think I could have been charged with a crime? Yep."

Recidiva the Sex Offender

"If my daughter or son had a relationship with a person that much older, would I freak out? Hell yes."

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Good old one note Eyer the Liar.

Still trying to pass out torches long after the mob has dissipated.

B-b-b-but.. I built this pyre and everything!

 

[Lancecastor]

eyesore is a hate criminal.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

eyesore is a hate criminal.

He seems to be on a self-appointed power trip, oblivious to his lack of actual power or authority here.

 

[Lancecastor]

He seems to be on a self-appointed power trip, oblivious to his lack of actual power or authority here.

Delusions of adequacy?