The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

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I'm sorry; I don't understand the language this is in. Google translate isn't detecting it, either.

I know! gibberish aint it? unfortunately in these days of cynicism words of obtuse endearment seem that way... I have simplified it for you above...
 
I'm thinking of getting my tongue web cut back. It's connected down almost to the tip of my tongue.
 
I'm thinking of getting my tongue web cut back. It's connected down almost to the tip of my tongue.

One of my granddaughters had that done before she was two years old. Her parents and doctors thought she would have difficulty talking.

It's not reversible even though her language skills are seriously impressive. At the age of three she has the vocabulary of a six or seven year old and won't stop talking... :D

But why do you want to do it now? To improve your cunnilingus?
 

what can I say, she and her alts wanted me dead a long long ago. Remember this though girls (or girl) on Thursday or Friday if furniture starts moving around and water /juice/milk soda/ketchup/left over food starts flying around your kitchen/dining room, your computer turns on by itself . Your dude runs away naked majorly interrupting your coitus with him, your robe falls off. It is probably me but I shall probably cause you no harm, I dunno what effect the other-side has on a good natured ghostie:rolleyes:, y'see, I am sure i shall check out your boobs ever so often and if I have me long bony finger, I shall even give you a good-time.Let's see not long to wait now...;)
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boom now lookin' forward to be doomed <sigh> imagine the cool chicks I''ll get to do;)
 
One of my granddaughters had that done before she was two years old. Her parents and doctors thought she would have difficulty talking.

It's not reversible even though her language skills are seriously impressive. At the age of three she has the vocabulary of a six or seven year old and won't stop talking... :D

But why do you want to do it now? To improve your cunnilingus?

When I was in first grade (5 or 6 years old) I had to go to speech therapy because I had a difficult time pronouncing some sounds, mostly Ls and Rs. I think if they had taken a look at my tongue surgery would have been helpful. Lately I've notice some slurring of my speech - especially when I have a lot to say in a little time or there's a lot of Ls and Rs that I have to get out. I didn't think of the web possibly being the culprit until I was at the dentist yesterday.

Being more adept at cunnilingus would be nice, although I've had no complaints thus far. :D
 
Take me with you. I'm tired.


I didn't notice while running last night how much thistle was attacking me. I woke up this morning to long scratches all over and I had to pull some barbs and thorns out. I found it funny, and it was gorgeous out last night.
 




If you think I'm going to agree to have my medical records available on the Internet, you're even dumber than I thought you were (and I already thought you were dumber than a box of rocks).


After the dozens and dozens of cases of hacking of extremely sensitive government personnel records, credit card information and identity theft, you are completely fucking crazy if you think I want any of my medical records available on-line.



 
Either 1) I need to get one of those wrestler handgripper thingies that make all your hand muscles super bulgy and strong or 2) I need to replace one of my hands with a razor-sharp steel claw, or 3) the powers that be need to quit wrapping food in seamless impenetrable plastic packaging.
 
Either 1) I need to get one of those wrestler handgripper thingies that make all your hand muscles super bulgy and strong or 2) I need to replace one of my hands with a razor-sharp steel claw, or 3) the powers that be need to quit wrapping food in seamless impenetrable plastic packaging.



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