The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[AllyRose]

It belongs in a museum!!!

 

[Eyereadtoo]

500 baby pandas have died in the UK today, in Hull alone...merely for convenience.

....keep on diddling panda killer wannabe.

Well duh, where do you think panda bear rugs come from? Canadian geese??? We gotta kill'um to sell 'em and ship 'em.

 

[lovetoread]

2016 till new Jamie shots...

 

[boomslanger]

I can't even imagine a love like that.

Do you know when Season 2 starts?

But Jenny kissed me,
Jenny kiss’d me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in

--- how you be young Jen?
Your face shows that you still messing around with the wrong crowed still , probably the Supernatural duo eh?? they your com-padres these days?

I shall be seein' you one of these days when you go pokin' at a devil or so.. I'll help you.. okay? take care and wash your face at list? wtf is a "list" doin' here? I swear I typed "Least" stupid editor okay, belay "list" make it least once girl those blood stains are decomposing and beginning to start a stench.. eh?
The whole Jenny poem before I go::
Jenny Kiss’d Me
BY LEIGH HUNT
Jenny kiss’d me when we met,
Jumping from the chair she sat in;
Time, you thief, who love to get
Sweets into your list, put that in!
Say I’m weary, say I’m sad,
Say that health and wealth have miss’d me,
Say I’m growing old, but add,
Jenny kiss’d me.


Boom da doomed!!

 

[boomslanger]

SAY NO TO DRUGS AND NO TO KILLING ANIMALS BAD KARMA BOTH

Well duh, where do you think panda bear rugs come from? Canadian geese??? We gotta kill'um to sell 'em and ship 'em.

MAKE THE FUCK NOT WAR ON ANIMALS OR EVEN SHOOT THEM FOR NOTHIN NOT EVEN PHO THE PUN OF IT'

 

[Jennifer]

2016 till new Jamie shots...

Why, LTR?? Why must it be so long??

 

[boomslanger]

OK, so maybe blocking you on all forms of "social media" and all of my email addresses is being too subtle.

Leave me the fuck alone!!

Get it?

eR.. WHO WAS THAT FOR?i DID NOT EVEN TRY TO NOT NOT LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE SISTER

AN DEN DA BOOM FLEW AWAY AND NEBBER COMMED BACK

 

[Mr Noone]

More than 5 days long?

I'm betting on at least 7 days.

And at most 7.

I meant work days. One down, four to go.

It's a good thing I slept through my SATs.

'Tis. Seems easier than doing a Leaving Cert.

 

[Jennifer]

I had no idea people even noticed me enough to form an opinion.

Yeah me?

Yes, you. You are noticed.

 

[lovetoread]

Why, LTR?? Why must it be so long??

Cause to be honest, they were not expecting a "romance" show to actually be that popular.

 

[Jennifer]

Cause to be honest, they were not expecting a "romance" show to actually be that popular.

Really? What a bunch of morons. I'm the most unromantic person around and Mr. Frasier melts me.

 

[Lyricalli]

I'd like to go to Australia, but the question is can Australia handle me?

I'd like to go to Australia; there's an Australian there I'd like to handle. Pretty sure he could handle me.

 

[Lyricalli]

AN DEN DA BOOM FLEW AWAY AND NEBBER COMMED BACK

Promises, promises.

 

[Lorilei]

Cause to be honest, they were not expecting a "romance" show to actually be that popular.

And it's meticulously shot, it probably takes longer than usual to shoot an episode.

 

[NHKitty]

It's always nice to know there are people who've got your back, if you need it.

 

[boomslanger]

Promises, promises.

TRANSLATION:
That was not in order, young un' I am very sorry.I have no idea how could I have reacted so... I am very even tempered and actually liked your wit on it.

heart: to you as always...



boom da boom da boom (The drums of Timpani)

 

[Lyricalli]

I shall try for you babe but I promise you one more thingthough:If dere be da anymebbe wayto commed back as da Ghostie ,beastie, da debbill da spider you smooshy-squooshed, or whatebber can comme baak from de odder side, I is goingsta do it and ha'ant youse, take obber yer spatial boddy, bites yer full'o pizen or whatebber dem thingys does. I have spoken dat is it: da words of a mebbe dyin' man.

I'm sorry; I don't understand the language this is in. Google translate isn't detecting it, either.

 

[boomslanger]

From "A Short History of Shit Racehorses"

BULIMIC PHIL - 1800


Bulimic Phil came last in every race he ever entered. Some critics said it was because his jockey, Brian Stacey, was blind and had a morbid fear of horses whereas others reckoned that the problem was with the horse’s penis which was over 7.5 ft in length and weighed as much as a fully grown nun. He was, however, immortalised in a series of explicit paintings by equine portrait artist, George Stubbs. Either way, he was fucking rubbish.

HAR HAR HAR"as much as a fully grown nun"!!HAR DE HAR

Thanks! young Fata Ialso read the fox blogs funny and witty specially on the PM stuff..

 

[MonaLittle]

2016 till new Jamie shots...

This is so disappointing. They're testing my patience.

 

[boomslanger]

40 miles to the gallon! 40! I get 18 on a good day in the Wrangler.

Plus, the Kia is fully loaded and some old rich guy is paying me top dollar on my Jeep so he can send it to his resort on the north shore.

Long, boring story short: no more car payment.

Score!

rs. Ginger are doing things that you should'nt and letting people use your oven? sugar daddys? that's what they 're called is it not? where is the "north shore"? New England, Greenland/ice land? Tahoe< Cleveland? EH?

S'long nice knowing y' too thanks for telling me the basics of "fittings" in my very first thread
<goodbye hug> <>

boom da certainly doomed

 

[Lorilei]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8Uwa-52DRM1SxIb7oRGHuAC6CUq2zHURxMUOQ095SzeuyY2na

 

[neci]

*sigh*

twas a good day.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Beer, book, bed.

 

[boomslanger]

Cause to be honest, they were not expecting a "romance" show to actually be that popular.

what is an LTR? which romance show?

 

[Bacigalupo]

Of all the things that they can be doing, those web-huggers at the London Zoo have decided to take the biggest spider in their country and increase its numbers.