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The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

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OK, so maybe blocking you on all forms of "social media" and all of my email addresses is being too subtle.

Leave me the fuck alone!!

Get it?
 
Fata Morgana said:
Maybe it's the mood I'm in but I found Child 44 dull as fuck.
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apparently you aren't alone. it lost nearly 47 million bucks at the box office. it cost 50 million.

which makes me sad even though i had to google it because i didn't recall ever hearing about it. it had noomi, though. i'd wondered what the fuck she'd been doing lately and now i know. this is where the sadness comes in.
 
Fata Morgana said:
Yeah Ann's brilliant. Gave her all my cat litter and cat food which was really fucking sad, but it was lovely spending the day with her. And we had the best quiche ever!
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Oh yum.

I had an awesome day with my mate the other day too. I'll message you. :D
 
pointless said:
apparently you aren't alone. it lost nearly 47 million bucks at the box office. it cost 50 million.

which makes me sad even though i had to google it because i didn't recall ever hearing about it. it had noomi, though. i'd wondered what the fuck she'd been doing lately and now i know. this is where the sadness comes in.
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I was gutted cos I love Tom Hardy, Gary Oldman, Charles Dance, Vincent Cassel and Noomi Roomi but a stellar cast like that couldn't even save it from tedium. Bummer. Was a toss up between that and a new one about the Krays on ppv (not the Tom Hardy Legend one) and I definitely made the wrong choice there.
 
This verses sums up our relationship so perfectly

Hello momma, remember me
It's been so long, we hardly speak
No we don't talk not like we use to, no not the least
I made some choices within my life that you don't agree
I've been trying so hard to make you proud of me
I've been knocked down and I managed to still stand on my feet and not take a knee
Cause that's what you taught me, I learned it well
I never let a thorn penetrate my shell
If I want it, I go and get it myself
And I'll dig my own grave before I ask for help
I guess we're too stubborn for our own good
Cause we don't ever see eye to eye
And there ain't no good inside no goodbye
So here I write my open scribe
In my feelings, I'm too bold to hide
I thought my heart was too cold to cry
And I stand corrected
I know you'll be happy to see your son with a college degree but that's not me
I'm no scholar
I grew up with no role models and no one to follow
So I had to live a little to learn a lot
And honestly I earned everything I've got
Sorry momma, I love you dearly but I can not be who I'm not
So I'm only me





Don Trip
 
Fata Morgana said:
Hmmmm. So who are you then? Duranman?
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Hey I am just boom girl, Oh darn! here we go again! thought I had proven to you I am no "alt", not again! what will convince you?

Doesn't Karen look kinda like you ? she's even got that little bit of mascara line on the corner of her eyes that is so popular with girls in London these days though I promise I am not in London! San Ramon, CA that's me.. a stone throw from Napa...
come visit California is the sexiest place ever.. Shall even take you to my pad in La.

All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray.
I've been for a walk on a Autumn's day.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.;
California dreamin' on such a Autumn's day

Young Morgans (an anagram?) look around you go back like er plenty of years, the Blitz has begun, when you take the tube, think of the thousands of lives it helped save, remove your headgear and bow to one of the real heroes of the Battle of Britain, the London Underground... There now you can get drunk and shag with a clear conscience...unless you feel moved to sing God save the queen (the serial rapist is yet to be caught!)

:):):):):)
Cheers
Really a boomslanger
Tho it wont matter real soon ;)
 
Mostly productive day thus far. I may have wasted an hour online browsing, but I count that as "me" time.

I'm not sure what I'll do with munchkin's school notes this year. I save them for her, but I'm wondering if I should put them in sheet protectors or a binder maybe. Damn things take me a few hours a week to do them.
 
boomslanger said:
Hey I am just boom girl, Oh darn! here we go again! thought I had proven to you I am no "alt", not again! what will convince you?

Doesn't Karen look kinda like you ? she's even got that little bit of mascara line on the corner of her eyes that is so popular with girls in London these days though I promise I am not in London! San Ramon, CA that's me.. a stone throw from Napa...
come visit California is the sexiest place ever.. Shall even take you to my pad in La.

All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray.
I've been for a walk on a Autumn's day.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.;
California dreamin' on such a Autumn's day

Young Morgans (an anagram?) look around you go back like er plenty of years, the Blitz has begun, when you take the tube, think of the thousands of lives it helped save, remove your headgear and bow to one of the real heroes of the Battle of Britain, the London Underground... There now you can get drunk and shag with a clear conscience...unless you feel moved to sing God save the queen (the serial rapist is yet to be caught!)

:):):):):)
Cheers
Really a boomslanger
Tho it wont matter real soon ;)
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Well my name is Karen AS WELL YOU KNOW and that's Taylor Swift so you must think I fell off a Christmas tree.
 
1HF said:
Hugs to Fata. I'll squish some spiders today for you :rose:
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Hey girlie. :heart:

KILL THEM FUCKERS.

Incidently, DesireeEssentials hasn't been here since he said he was going in the shed. I bet he's been savagely attacked by a big hairy fucking cunt and he's ensnared in a giant web screaming with piss running down his legs, whilst said big hairy fucking cunt sits cackling in the corner prolonging his agony.

Ok, I'm scaring myself a bit.
 
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Fata Morgana said:
Hey girlie. :heart:

KILL THEM FUCKERS.

Incidently, DesireeEssentials hasn't been here since he said he was going in the shed. I bet he's been savagely attacked by a big hairy fucking cunt and he's ensnared in a giant web screaming with piss running down his legs, whilst said big hairy fucking cunt sits cackling in the corner prolonging his agony.

Ok, I'm scaring myself a bit.
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Dibs on his collection of books and tea.
 
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