The Isolated Blurt Thread XIX: Ice Cream Has No Bones

[Saint Peter]

The whiskey masks the disappointment.

It is a good way to wash down the lips and buttholes.

 

[MonaLittle]

....And, everything in between from the rooter to the tooter.

 

[Saint Peter]

reduce
reuse
recycle

 

[Jennifer]

reduce
reuse
recycle

Every time I eat scrapple I'm a friend to the environment.

 

[Saint Peter]

I eat rooter and tooters and my dog eats free range chickens and free range chicken by products.

 

[pointless]

i should have gone with the cherry yogurt. it just isn't a raspberry kind of a morning.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Too much hate and anger on the GB this morning. Going back to sleep.

 

[Beco]

Too much hate and anger on the GB this morning. Going back to sleep.

yeah....

Trying to finish this book, maybe I'll hit my deck and read while its sunny outside

 

[pointless]

what a depressing post.

 

[Beco]

Well I can see that the sun has changed...the texture, how it blankets my deck, it does not feel very hot like it was earlier this month. I have my windows open.....Preseason football starts, already into game 3, and fall is just around the corner. Soon the leaves will fall yes, but also give us a glorious September month of great weather, fall is a the new beginning yet the prelude to cold nasty winter and so the cycle of life continues. I guess I am partial to summer, but fall is also a good season.

 

[lovetoread]

The back spasms are not easing at all.

 

[MonaLittle]

Mmmmm. Blueberry nonfat Greek yogurt and a side of toast with a fried egg and avocado on top. Yummy!

 

[pointless]

oh, jade mccarthy was pregnant. that explains a lot. yep.

and, again, i watch too much espn.

 

[MonaLittle]

The back spasms are not easing at all.

Heat pad! Or is it ice for spasms? I'd have made a terrible nurse. I can rock the uniform but don't ask me for a remedy.

 

[MonaLittle]

oh, jade mccarthy was pregnant. that explains a lot. yep.

and, again, i watch too much espn.

The males in the household I grew up in would think that statement was truly irrational.

 

[pointless]

The males in the household I grew up in would think that statement was truly irrational.

addicts are never comfortable admitting that they have a problem.

 

[MonaLittle]

Hello, My name is Mona and I'm addicted to Lit.

 

[Jennifer]

I pity my landscaper. This yard is ridiculous. I hope he doesn't keel over. I don't do

CPR on the weekends.

 

[boomslanger]

Hello, My name is Mona and I'm addicted to Lit.

hi mona

 

[boomslanger]

line from a fet profile of a guy in my area: 'i just want to meet some interesting people who are interesting.'

dang, i gotta get this guy's number.

How interesting for you


cheers
boom da doomed

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I pity my landscaper. This yard is ridiculous. I hope he doesn't keel over. I don't do

CPR on the weekends.

I'm gonna guess that this ain't a metaphor for shaving down below, jyes?

 

[lovetoread]

Heat pad! Or is it ice for spasms? I'd have made a terrible nurse. I can rock the uniform but don't ask me for a remedy.

I think its heat, but not even that is helping.

Though you in the nurses outfit would not make me

I'd be all

 

[Jennifer]

I'm gonna guess that this ain't a metaphor for shaving down below, jyes?

I wax.

 

[trysail]

dolf!!

Where?



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I didn't know eyer had a beard.

The whiskey masks the disappointment.

I'm compelled to answer this in song quotes. The first from James McMurtury:
"Whiskey don't make liars
it just makes fools"

The second from my buddy Dave Bassett
"Too much water in the whiskey and not one gets drunk
Too whiskey in the water and no one gets home"

Hello, My name is Mona and I'm addicted to Lit.

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By my observations, you're not here enough for addicted status

Heat pad! Or is it ice for spasms? I'd have made a terrible nurse. I can rock the uniform but don't ask me for a remedy.

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