Wasting $1 Billion Dollars

[lilsarah91]

If Trump is prepared to waste $1 Billion Dollars on a No Chance Presidential Bid.

Then why the hell can't he afford a decent Toupé and stop doing that asinine combover?? Could someone answer that for me??

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

Trump appeals to the long neglected Ooompa Loompa wing of the Republican Party. Orange skin & weird hair.

https://hownottobeacrazybitch.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/willy-wonka-oompa-loompa-attacks-man-virginia.jpg

 

[Everyday_Man]

Trump appeals to the long neglected Ooompa Loompa wing of the Republican Party. Orange skin & weird hair.

https://hownottobeacrazybitch.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/willy-wonka-oompa-loompa-attacks-man-virginia.jpg

oompa loompa doompadee doo
i've got another puzzle for you
oompa loompa doompadah dee
if you are wise you'll listen to me

what is the point of combovering hair?
hiding your bald spot so people will stare?
trying wearing a fitted toupee,
at worst you'll be mistaken for gay,
and that's not so bad,
gay people are the passing fad.

oompa loompa doompadee dah,
if you are not arrogant you will go far,
you will live in happiness too
like the oompa loompa doompadee do

 

[lilsarah91]

oompa loompa doompadee doo
i've got another puzzle for you
oompa loompa doompadah dee
if you are wise you'll listen to me

what is the point of combovering hair?
hiding your bald spot so people will stare?
trying wearing a fitted toupee,
at worst you'll be mistaken for gay,
and that's not so bad,
gay people are the passing fad.

oompa loompa doompadee dah,
if you are not arrogant you will go far,
you will live in happiness too
like the oompa loompa doompadee do

http://religion.ua.edu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/giphy-22.gif

 

[Everyday_Man]

Only the internet? I wanted a major award!

http://www.excessivebail.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/christmas-story-house-leg-lamp-large.jpg

 

[Sean Renaud]

Can I love you all? We've got sexy AV girl with pony gifs, and a singer and. . .okay one of you is only performing at par for the moment but it's not because you suck. It's because you wandered into a room with people who should be genuine legends.

 

[Iceprincess12]

I knew you liked to bend them over, but on your knees as well? I guess you do have a surprise or two left in you.