meop79 and aussiegeekygal's cucumber extravaganza

[aussiegeekygal]

I felt shitty for hijacking the other thread.

So, I guess you were right about cucumber sauce
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a580e98226075df84e0fd8ff164ec342/tumblr_np1zoxBwTc1tlgzhfo1_250.jpg

 

[BreezySnow]

I felt shitty for hijacking the other thread.

So, I guess you were right about cucumber sauce
http://40.media.tumblr.com/a580e98226075df84e0fd8ff164ec342/tumblr_np1zoxBwTc1tlgzhfo1_250.jpg

Is that a cold dish?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I didn't believe cucumber sause was a thing.

I know realise that *may* have been a euphemism.

 

[meop79]

I couldn't tell... were we talking about cucumbers and white sauce...

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.sJK5C3Qo5K4q0i8ApXPVyw&pid=15.1&P=0

or cucumbers and white sauce?

http://xxxbunker.com/huge_cucumber_for_hairy_pussy.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I couldn't tell... were we talking about cucumbers and white sauce...

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.sJK5C3Qo5K4q0i8ApXPVyw&pid=15.1&P=0

or cucumbers and white sauce?

http://xxxbunker.com/huge_cucumber_for_hairy_pussy.jpg

I finally got there...

 

[JennyNo1]

Is a Cucumber Extravaganza like a Cucumber Festival?

http://s5d2.turboimagehost.com/t1/23600803_cukes.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Is a Cucumber Extravaganza like a Cucumber Festival?

http://s5d2.turboimagehost.com/t1/23600803_cukes.jpg

Yes!

The more cucumbers, the better

 

[aussiegeekygal]

OK. Protip. When you are looking for cucumber paraphernalia on the interwebs, be sure to turn the safe filter on if images like this offend...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ee6c8bfe7b59ef7efa47cd00fd3a75fb/tumblr_mqtxoqvmWA1rqycspo1_500.jpg

 

[meop79]

Is a Cucumber Extravaganza like a Cucumber Festival?

http://s5d2.turboimagehost.com/t1/23600803_cukes.jpg

Yes! Just photoshop all the clothes off and you'll have it down.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Holy suffering duckshit!!

She found a condom big enough...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/10ac2cbada4bff69367ba0259385df07/tumblr_n29rohCZQp1t0pea0o1_500.jpg

 

[meop79]

OK. Protip. When you are looking for cucumber paraphernalia on the interwebs, be sure to turn the safe filter on if images like this offend...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ee6c8bfe7b59ef7efa47cd00fd3a75fb/tumblr_mqtxoqvmWA1rqycspo1_500.jpg

Both look delicious to me, besides I bet pussy juice would be really good on cucumbers, kind of like vinegar is...

 

[meop79]

Holy suffering duckshit!!

She found a condom big enough...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/10ac2cbada4bff69367ba0259385df07/tumblr_n29rohCZQp1t0pea0o1_500.jpg

I have to admit, that one looks terrifying...

 

[BreezySnow]

Holy suffering duckshit!!

She found a condom big enough...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/10ac2cbada4bff69367ba0259385df07/tumblr_n29rohCZQp1t0pea0o1_500.jpg

Can I just say..... OUCH!!!!!!!

 

[meop79]

Can I just say..... OUCH!!!!!!!

I'm thinking she had to work up to that... and I'm not actually sure that was a cuke... looked more like a gourd to me... lol

 

[BreezySnow]

I'm thinking she had to work up to that... and I'm not actually sure that was a cuke... looked more like a gourd to me... lol

I wouldn't want to work up to that!!!

 

[meop79]

With all this talk of vegetable fun... I must take this time for a pubic service announcement.

It is very important to use reasonably large vegetables...

To small and you may not get them back out...

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.f5YgNE8wiYXZL8m9gbIR2w&pid=15.1&P=0

And that will be really embarrassing to explain to the paramedics...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

With all this talk of vegetable fun... I must take this time for a pubic service announcement.

It is very important to use reasonably large vegetables...

To small and you may not get them back out...

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.f5YgNE8wiYXZL8m9gbIR2w&pid=15.1&P=0

And that will be really embarrassing to explain to the paramedics...

That's a fun trip to the ER

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Double penetration?

http://41.media.tumblr.com/56486b0a68ac04d19ca099a8bb1cf32b/tumblr_nhsn5fiSTd1ty4gllo1_500.jpg

 

[meop79]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/56486b0a68ac04d19ca099a8bb1cf32b/tumblr_nhsn5fiSTd1ty4gllo1_500.jpg

I don't believe that's real... I call photoshop bullshit...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't believe that's real... I call photoshop bullshit...

Perhaps. It looks like she's birthing the mother of all grasshoppers

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't think I'll ever view cucumber salad the same, again

http://41.media.tumblr.com/718911bf779ff828d7b61989d0d09cbb/tumblr_naimmqW9LG1skd349o4_500.jpg

 

[meop79]

Even cucumbers can practice "safe" sex....

http://www.interestingtopics.net/storage/9663d6547298c2fa8ba8a472af51a7d9.JPG

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Even cucumbers can practice "safe" sex....

http://www.interestingtopics.net/storage/9663d6547298c2fa8ba8a472af51a7d9.JPG

That's how I buy then
Prewrapped for "freshness"

 

[meop79]

That's how I buy then
Prewrapped for "freshness"

And now you know...

And knowing is half the battle...

Unless of course you're talking about this cucumber, in which case I suggest you give up now...

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/giant-cucumber.jpeg#geekosystem

 

[aussiegeekygal]

And now you know...

And knowing is half the battle...

Unless of course you're talking about this cucumber, in which case I suggest you give up now...

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/giant-cucumber.jpeg#geekosystem

http://41.media.tumblr.com/048b711d8375c390b213d4a94ab0aaf0/tumblr_mqbz2gWGQG1sv2ar8o1_500.jpg