Write Our Own Limericks: V4

[weespanner]

While watching a clip on youporn
Early one Saturday morn,
The video froze
And me, minus clothes
Left unsatisfied and forlorn

 

[Firecracker]

She went to go try on the dress

 

[Cymru6969]

She went to go try on the dress
A tight one for the new mistress

 

[Firecracker]

She went to go try on the dress
A tight one for the new mistress.
The fitting room door left ajar,

 

[Cymru6969]

She went to go try on the dress
A tight one for the new mistress.
The fitting room door left ajar,
The c-section scar

 

[stickygirl]

She went to go try on the dress
A tight one for the new mistress.
The fitting room door left ajar,
The c-section scar
Let babies fall out in distress

this is a seriously fucked up Lim

 

[Cymru6969]

She went to go try on the dress
A tight one for the new mistress.
The fitting room door left ajar,
The c-section scar
Let babies fall out in distress

this is a seriously fucked up Lim

happy to have played a hand in it Sticky


Car park blow jobs at half seven

 

[stickygirl]

Car park blow jobs at half seven
With the netball champs from South Devon

Hiya

 

[weespanner]

Car park blow jobs at half seven
With the netball champs from South Devon
Experts with balls

 

[weespanner]

Car park blow jobs at half seven
With the netball champs from South Devon
Experts with balls
And kegel-trained walls
The queue began at eleven

boom boom!

 

[Cymru6969]

Car park blow jobs at half seven
With the netball champs from South Devon
Experts with balls
And kegel-trained walls
The queue began at eleven

boom boom!

jetted once again!

One of the players packed some girth

 

[stickygirl]

One of the players packed some girth
Used it at home to move earth

 

[Cymru6969]

One of the players packed some girth
Used it at home to move earth
He uses both hands

 

[AbsintheFather]

One of the players packed some girth
Used it at home to move earth
He uses both hands
Just to lift that glans
She'll feel just like she's giving birth

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Press and push, but all in good time

 

[weespanner]

Press and push, but all in good time
Numb the pain with vodka and lime

 

[AbsintheFather]

Press and push, but all in good time
Numb the pain with vodka and lime
Think about the good

 

[weespanner]

Press and push, but all in good time
Numb the pain with vodka and lime
Think about the good
The doctor's got wood?

 

[Cymru6969]

Press and push, but all in good time
Numb the pain with vodka and lime
Think about the good
The doctor's got wood?
Sure he's hard, but can the bloke rhyme?!

 

[AbsintheFather]

Press and push, but all in good time
Numb the pain with vodka and lime
Think about the good
The doctor's got wood?
When he fucks, his rhythm is sublime

 

[Cymru6969]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!

 

[weespanner]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
Somehow I don't think that will work

 

[AbsintheFather]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
In 9/8 that might seem berserk

 

[stickygirl]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
In 9/8 that might seem berserk
Just gimme a polka

 

[Cymru6969]

Fuck to Blue Rhonda á la Turk?!
In 9/8 that might seem berserk
Hey cat, catch this riff