Curved penis

Mike_Yates

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When I have a full erection, my dick curves slightly to the left.

Is this normal or some kind of known medical problem or deformity?
 
Penises are supposed to be straight, and curvature, vertical or horizontal, is unnatural.
 
Penises are supposed to be straight, and curvature, vertical or horizontal, is unnatural.

I was joking, but seems like you might be worried about it.
In my opinion:
- if it's something that you had for a long time (meaning many years) it's more likely because that's the way you're built. Nothing to worry about
- but if it's something relatively new (meaning under 2 years etc.) I would have it checked it out - might be, as you suspect, medical. Not trying to worry you - just pays to doubke-check
 
It means you should go into politics. Bill Clinton's was documented as having a pro ounced curve.

I don't know that anyone reported actually seeing his but I can't imagine they called Nixon Tricky Dick for nothing.
 
Mike, how about you show us less pictures of these women you're infatuated with, and more of your penis?

Thanks, pal.
 
On the faintest off-chance that you are serious - no, Mike, this is very common and nothing to worry about. A penis that curves slightly upwards might be ideal, of course.
 
I had been with a guy with this once...kinda funny.

Kinda funny? Ugh.

Hey OP, are you having a lucid non-stalking moment? To answer your question, as others have, this is not unusual.

I was with a guy once whose penis curved downward. Reverse cowgirl was quite fun.
 
When I have a full erection, my dick curves slightly to the left.

Is this normal or some kind of known medical problem or deformity?
It means you should switch to your right hand for a while, until it straightens out.
 
Lots of things involved. Whether you dress right or left may have a influence. Or one cavernosum is slightly smaller or shorter than the other and will make for and angle right or left.
Sounds technical.....
 
When I have a full erection, my dick curves slightly to the left.

Is this normal or some kind of known medical problem or deformity?

I'm pretty sure that when your cock curves slightly to the left means that Heathyr Hoffmann hates you enough to have a curse placed on your junk. If it curves slightly to the right, it means that you like to fuck water buffalo...it's science, you can't get around it.
 
Your dishwasher thinks it's abnormal, but your microwave says don't worry about it.
 
You need to start masturbating with your right hand. It'll straighten right out.
 
When I have a full erection, my dick curves slightly to the left.

Is this normal or some kind of known medical problem or deformity?

That's your shlong trying to give you a hint.
 
On the faintest off-chance that you are serious - no, Mike, this is very common and nothing to worry about. A penis that curves slightly upwards might be ideal, of course.

A penis that curves slightly upwards is UNQUESTIONABLY ideal! ;)
 
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