I'm too hot to masturbate.

[parodyluvr75]

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[Noor]

I'm too hot to eradicate

certain trolls and threads...

Seriously, is this what Lit has come to, arguing with some dope about his penis size?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm too hot to eradicate

certain trolls and threads...

Seriously, is this what Lit has come to, arguing with some dope about his penis size?

Canky is back? Tell them to post or is pictures or shut the fuck up.

 

[Noor]

Canky is back? Tell them to post or is pictures or shut the fuck up.

Canky = boomslanger ?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Canky = boomslanger ?

I don't know, maybe? Did he state he had a 5 1/2 inch penis and make threads asking if size really matter to women? If so, it's a canky.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

Nope, this one has a 7 incher and is getting complaints it's too small for his Thorish frame.

 

[Noor]

I don't know, maybe? Did he state he had a 5 1/2 inch penis and make threads asking if size really matter to women? If so, it's a canky.

No, the poor dope is only 7 inches, which he thinks is too small for someone his height 6 something, so he is asking for opinions and then practicing slangish abusive language on the responders.
He clalms to be a scientist who learned his bad language here on Lit in the few days he has been here.

 

[parodyluvr75]

No, the poor dope is only 7 inches, which he thinks is too small for someone his height 6 something, so he is asking for opinions and then practicing slangish abusive language on the responders.
He clalms to be a scientist who learned his bad language here on Lit in the few days he has been here.

Men add 5 inches to their penis size so he's two inches. I found the thread. Several pages of babble and no penis pictures. It's very disappointing.

 

[Noor]

Men add 5 inches to their penis size so he's two inches. I found the thread. Several pages of babble and no penis pictures. It's very disappointing.

Yes, then maybe he actually has a problem there. However, I think it is his attitude. A guy can do a lot with his hands and tongue to make up for short falls.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

I'm too hot to eradicate

certain trolls and threads...

Seriously, is this what Lit has come to, arguing with some dope about his penis size?

Love the use of the word "dope". I think is underused and underrated as an adjective.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Yes, then maybe he actually has a problem there. However, I think it is his attitude. A guy can do a lot with his hands and tongue to make up for short falls.

Usually that is a guy's problem. Very true.

 

[Noor]

Love the use of the word "dope". I think is underused and underrated as an adjective.

I also use flower instead of the c-word

 

[thør]

Nope, this one has a 7 incher and is getting complaints it's too small for his Thorish frame.

He's a polar bear?

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

He's a polar bear?

It's possible his story will go in that direction.

 

[thør]

It's possible his story will go in that direction.

Or, perhaps a pisley.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'm too hot to masturbate.

But the point is you're not too hot to masturbate to or with.

 

[girlsmiley]

Here I am on the other side of the world freezing my ass off. It's raining, it's cold. All I want to do is stay home and have sex.

But no.

Because work.

Work, while having its advantages, sucks big donkey.

Big fucking huge donkey.

 

[Saint Peter]

Work is ass.

 

[girlsmiley]

Exactly.

It's not the weather. It's our fucking jobs, man.

We need jobs that pay well and allow us to stay at home and have sex on cold, miserable, shit-house days like today.

 

[Saint Peter]

I do my time. I dance three songs and be sure to show the beaver on the third song. Gather up the dollars and go out for a smoke and a couple of lines. Now all of my customers want me to show the goodies on the second song. Second fucking song!

Fuck.


Work is ass.

 

[girlsmiley]

I do my time. I dance three songs and be sure to show the beaver on the third song. Gather up the dollars and go out for a smoke and a couple of lines. Now all of my customers want me to show the goodies on the second song. Second fucking song!

Fuck.


Work is ass.

Private Dancer?

 

[Saint Peter]

Private Dancer?

No.

My stage name is Mercedes.

 

[RawHumor]

I do my time. I dance three songs and be sure to show the beaver on the third song. Gather up the dollars and go out for a smoke and a couple of lines. Now all of my customers want me to show the goodies on the second song. Second fucking song!

Fuck.


Work is ass.

They're not the boss of you. You need to have dignity!

 

[Saint Peter]

They're not the boss of you. You need to have dignity!

Lap dances are 50 dollars.

Keep you hands in your lap and your tongue in your mouth.