It's too hot to masturbate

[Lord Pmann]

9:35 PM and it's 92 degrees out. I can't even bring myself to masturbate, because it's too fucking hot. I'm afraid my cum would boil on its way out.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

You're crazy!

 

[Killswitch1]

Don't you have air conditioning?

fyp..

 

[hashtag45]

9:35 PM and it's 92 degrees out. I can't even bring myself to masturbate, because it's too fucking hot. I'm afraid my cum would boil on its way out.

No wonder.
A big bloke who can't stand a bit of warm weather… No wonder he finishes up too early.

 

[Garnate]

9:35 PM and it's 92 degrees out. I can't even bring myself to masturbate, because it's too fucking hot. I'm afraid my cum would boil on its way out.

Liar! I happen to know you're jerking it as you type! How does smoot say it? Jerking rec? That means masturbating, right?

 

[Garnate]

Skeet, skeet, motherfuckers. All over yo faces.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

fyp..

I meant what I wrote, tyvm.

Skeet, skeet, motherfuckers. All over yo faces.

Que?

((Mini-hijack: I multi-quoted!))

 

[Killswitch1]

I meant what I wrote, tyvm.



Que?

((Mini-hijack: I multi-quoted!))

What you wrote didn't mean anything.

That was and is my point.

I couldn't give two farts if this pud has ac or masturbates or gets ass cancer.

 

[BiTodd]

The hotter the better for me.

 

[Garnate]

I meant what I wrote, tyvm.



Que?

((Mini-hijack: I multi-quoted!))

"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Century. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and ever present danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch".

Thanks, Urban Dick.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Okay, thanks.

 

[Lord Pmann]

What you wrote didn't mean anything.

That was and is my point.

I couldn't give two farts if this pud has ac or masturbates or gets ass cancer.

Then why are you posting in this thread, shitface?

 

[Killswitch1]

Okay, thanks.

You're no fun. lol

http://images.rapgenius.com/3c6d3f5a569d077961c56547852fd287.350x191x67.gif

 

[Killswitch1]

Then why are you posting in this thread, shitface?

Tryin to pick a fight with a girl, duh!

 

[Garnate]

OMG.

"The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notably, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England. "

 

[Aphro]

Maybe if you masturbate with one of those blue freezer packs, that would help?

 

[Garnate]

Maybe if you masturbate with one of those blue freezer packs, that would help?

^^Speaking of visionaries. Genius.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

I'm not speaking from experience, but I do have a friend that has used a frozen teething ring.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm putting my balls on ice. Shrinkage has set in and my cock has shrunken down to a sad 18".

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You're crazy!

right?

I meant what I wrote, tyvm.

((Mini-hijack: I multi-quoted!))

^5

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm not speaking from experience, but I do have a friend that has used a frozen teething ring.

of course you're not. *pat pat*

 

[Lord Pmann]

I'm not speaking from experience, but I do have a friend that has used a frozen teething ring.

Perhaps I could mount it on something and just go to town. Maybe my cat.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Tryin to pick a fight with a girl, duh!

That's what you're doing?

I'm not speaking from experience, but I do have a friend that has used a frozen teething ring.

Genius!

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

of course you're not. *pat pat*

I'm not sure how to take that. I sense you don't believe me.

Perhaps I could mount it on something and just go to town. Maybe my cat.

My friend really likes using a hand puppet. But post the vid of you trying that with a cat. Please...

 

[Lord Pmann]

The cat isn't having that cold teething ring thing. So I roofied him.

There's about to be a dick beating session happening.