The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[phantom4533]

Football, of course.

 

[Disgustipated]

I wish I could overhaul how utility companies process their payments. I spend more time fixing their fuckups than I do managing my own jobs.

My final bill from the electric co. here was $00.36. They sent it by snail mail. AFTER THEY SENT ME A REFUND CHECK for overpaying on another bill.

 

[Noor]

There is a six year limitation on slip and fall injuries, if my landlord decides to play hardball, I will let my health insurance know complete with pictures.

Not in a good landlord mood.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10665985_881119985264976_8414021896105793385_n.jpg?oh=67233d0d1d31b8ca9f1724d614965874&oe=55E8B139

 

[Noor]

Fingers crossed for the girl today, toes too! I am sorry I haven't sent anything yet.
Hang in there, girl and momma!

 

[MNGuy]

The idiot neighbor kids were trying to rip boards off my fence for their treehouse. Looks like my neighbor is going to be on her knees blowing me again.

 

[girlsmiley]

The fuck.

 

[girlsmiley]

Anywho.

I should be sleeping still.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Boards are the new canned corn.

 

[phantom4533]

You swapped canned corn for blow jobs?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://www.octopuspie.com/strippy/2011-08-19.png

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

That is when I decided that back pedaling in fins was possible.
I was busy stretching my arms out to the side to measure how wide it was.

It let me know how wrong I was, by raising the sword and pointing it at my face.
(The water was pushing me forward.)

In other places-
Since, when, do grains, seeds, nuts and yogurt cost $ 50.00 ?
Fuck you, Mr. Texan.
Sell ours back to Massachusetts, and we will go back to the original name.
grrrrrr

 

[yossi]

First basket bike ride with the pooch was a success! She seemed to love it - sniffed the air quite a bit and really relaxed about half way through. Four miles today.

 

[glynndah]

First basket bike ride with the pooch was a success! She seemed to love it - sniffed the air quite a bit and really relaxed about half way through. Four miles today.

https://heatherwheeler.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/wizard.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

Yossi is a bad witch?

 

[Mr Noone]

Yossi is a bad witch?

Miss Gultch.

 

[Spins]

I did not have...

 

[Aquagal]

89 yesterday, 90.5 today. I could get used to this.

 

[Lorilei]

96°.

 

[Aquagal]

No humidity!

 

[Lorilei]

48% humidity!

 

[Mr Noone]

73°, 86% Rh.

 

[Jennifer]

The downpour just stopped. Now it's a bit like a rain forest.

But, no.snakes.

 

[Sean]

Swissgear laptop bags are really nice but the price isn't.

 

[phantom4533]

I don't think I can vote for Hillary if she can't see Russia from her house.