Have you ever shucked an oyster you licked?

Have you ever shucked an oyster you licked?

  • I don't like oysters much, or bivalves in particular

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  • More of a clams/mussels/abalone kinda person

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  • Gimme a fucking taco, dude

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  • What's wrong with just eating hamburgers?

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  • What the shuck are you talking about?

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  • Go shuck yourself

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  • Total voters
    4
Here's one thing I miss about living in the North West of Oz....
Walking out to the natural oyster beds at low tide, with an esky full of beer, an armful of spinifex*, a lighter and a fork. Lay the spinifex* over the oyster bed, light it up and wait for the heat to crack open the oysters. (Have a beer while waiting.)
Then, just fork out the beautiful, plump, raw flesh, and follow with beer chasers until full :D

*spinifex - a kind of grass that is full of natural turpentine and burns hot and fast, grows wild all over the NW of Oz.

Note: I do not miss the 48 deg C temperatures, the exhorbitant cost of food and fuel, or the flies and midges.
 
You know me...
I always choose other.

I am so grateful for chainmail shucking gloves.

Oysters are the language of sex.

Scallops, with their little blue eyes!
Cherrystones!
Razor clams!
Steam muhs!
 
I loves 'em, but have never done the shicking myself.

Pass the Tabasco.
 
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