Sorry men we no longer need you anymore.

[Aglaopheme]

http://www.newslo.com/chris-christie-womens-viagra-pill-will-only-increase-lesbianism/

Christie recently addressed the rumors that pharmaceutical companies are extensively researching a Viagra pill for women. The New Jersey governor allegedly denied that such a pill would have numerous benefits for women in a televised interview and verbally attacked the host for asking him such “offensive and idiotic questions.” When asked to comment on the incident by Newslo, Christie said: “Oh no, I really feel like women could use a Viagra pill. Like we don’t have enough dykes already.”

Asked to elaborate on his offensive language, the anything-but-subtle Republican stated that “the only thing such a pill would do for the women of the world is get them to change their sexual orientation.”

“The men of today already have enough trouble satisfying women as it is. Why do you think Viagra was invented in the first place? But no, let’s amplify women’s sex drive even further, that’ll definitely help them feel more satisfied and relaxed. And who are they going to turn to quench that thirst? Other women. Men aren’t machines, but neither are they. They just haven’t realized it yet,” Christie concluded.

 

[dan_c00000]

New Rule: [slide of Chris Christie in baseball uniform] Someone has to pull Chris Christie aside—[reactions from audience]—someone has to pull Chris Christie aside and tell him the lap band goes on the inside.

This is a real picture of something Chris Christie did, sober and on purpose——this week at a charity event. A charity event to turn women into lesbians. Sammy Sosa, meet “Sammy Sofa.”

Hey, make fun of how Christie looks all you want. He did hit a double. And it’s nice to hear about a conservative getting to second base this week, besides Josh Duggar.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Secondary source needed on this. It stinks to high heaven.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Secondary source needed on this. It stinks to high heaven.

It's Chris Christie, though.

I'm willing to ship it. He's like the Ralph Kramden of insular political gaffes now.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Secondary source needed on this. It stinks to high heaven.

It's a satire site.......

 

[phrodeau]

Oh yeah? And just who is going to kill that spider behind the toilet?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Oh yeah? And just who is going to kill that spider behind the toilet?

I shall keep him, and name him Boris. Songs will be written about him. He'll be a legend.

 

[Sean Renaud]

It's a satire site.......

Oh. I wasn't familiar with that one.

As is above, it is Chris Christie. It would only be a half notch above the stupidest thing he's actually said. Satire is no fair in a world with REpublicans.

 

[lovecraft68]

And the repugs wonder why they cannot win. Maybe someday they will realize that women leave the kitchen to vote these days and the only women who vote repug as bible thumpers.

If this is his opinion he is entitled to it, but when you are running for office shouldn't you be smart enough to keep your mouth shut?

No Dem has to do anything, but sit back and eat popcorn to win an election against idiots like this.

Imagine the honor of being his wife? I hope she is fucking the neighborhood while he's eating cheeseburgers.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Does this mean I am free to go?

 

[Aglaopheme]

Does this mean I am free to go?

Absolutely, unequivocally not....

 

[mark_j]

Oh well... It's not like my services in that realm have been in high demand..

 

[dan_c00000]

It's Chris Christie, though.

I'm willing to ship it. He's like the Ralph Kramden of insular political gaffes now.

He's like Ralph Kramden except Ralph had a job and wasn't a total drain on society. Oh and Ralph Kramden wasn't a liar.

 

[MrRandyWatson]

Welp, forget about him as the GOP candidate. Even if this isn't true, you can poke more holes in Christie than a pincushion. And that barely makes sense.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

Geez, the "show facts" and "hide facts" buttons at the top of the article didn't clue y'all in that the quote is a fake?

 

[txboyalone]

Its Ok if you don't need us we can get along with each other.

 

[Sean Renaud]

Geez, the "show facts" and "hide facts" buttons at the top of the article didn't clue y'all in that the quote is a fake?

A lot of us don't read the article unless we have reason to doubt the OP. Though I did and missed the detail you pointed out.

 

[sr71plt]

I don't see women no longer needing hunky men as a downside. There are other options for hunky men.

 

[Aglaopheme]

I don't see women no longer needing hunky men as a downside. There are other options for hunky men.

 

[Skiddles2015]

And the repugs wonder why they cannot win. Maybe someday they will realize that women leave the kitchen to vote these days and the only women who vote repug as bible thumpers.

If this is his opinion he is entitled to it, but when you are running for office shouldn't you be smart enough to keep your mouth shut?

No Dem has to do anything, but sit back and eat popcorn to win an election against idiots like this.

Imagine the honor of being his wife? I hope she is fucking the neighborhood while he's eating cheeseburgers.

DERP!