The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[lovetoread]

Fuck Anders

I did.

Repeatedly

 

[Wings]

I've binged on GoT today and now my feelings hurt.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2013/04/29/10683522/Air%20Conditioning%20Group.jpg

You will be missed.

 

[Sean]

I've binged on GoT today and now my feelings hurt.

The last two episodes have been epic.

 

[Bacigalupo]

I really want to meet Davos Kingslayer.

 

[JohnnySavage]

It's depressing watching women's golf because a 5', 100 pound 18 year old girl can drive the ball 150 yards further than I can.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.industrialheating.com/ext/resources/IH/2001/01/Files/Images/8815.gif

 

[Saint Peter]

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/IkFdJwW_0GI/hqdefault.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

HR will be down after lunch to talk about the new poster policy.

 

[Wings]

The last two episodes have been epic.

I was just sitting on the couch saying "this show!" over and over again.

 

[lovetoread]

HR will be down after lunch to talk about the new poster policy.

WTF is with those sexist shitty posters?

 

[Saint Peter]

WTF is with those sexist shitty posters?

there's porn
in the corn
and there's plenty of work

 

[lovetoread]

there's porn
in the corn
and there's plenty of work

Eh, lawsuit city.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.imgur.com/Ah41e8D.gif

 

[DesEsseintes]

Thanks for the words of encouragement.



It is very sobering when you run like a sonofabitch and you can barely overtake a goddamned 9-year old. It's pathetic.


I am seriously contemplating instructing those in charge that when the day comes that I can't outrun a little twerp like that, I am to be taken out behind the barn and put down.

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When Ewan MacColl found he could not keep up with his wife and children on a mountain hike, he wrote this.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

China has over one billion people.

That means "Once in a million" occurrences happen there over a thousand times a day.

 

[Wings]

Oh man. All the feels.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHgkY-HW8AMdCk2.jpg

"Should've left y'all ass with Melo"


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CHgjHYZUcAAqehh.jpg

When your professor assigns you to a group and you know you're going to do all the work.


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7etlMICMAEoXHm.png

"And that's when I realized...if I pass the ball, I'm giving it to someone worse than me. So I stopped all that."

 

[Sunshine]

and that day has come. Que the choir!

 

[JohnnySavage]

Oh man. All the feels.

Feels are good.

 

[Noor]

It's the next day there. ILY, permanently sleeping man. miss you too.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Had a boozy snooze, woke up to a Periscope alert from the smartphone cam of a friend in Vietnam, live casting the soft monsoon going on while outside in her beautifully tiled potted plant garden. It's raining here as well, but nowhere near as pretty.

Periscope is cool for shit like that.

 

[phantom4533]

Why was I not told about Not Your Father's Root Beer?

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Why was I not told about Not Your Father's Root Beer?

It's good stuff!!

 

[CleverCowardice]

There is no booze either good or bad, but drinking makes it so. I'm looking at you, tequila.

And on a school night. At my age I should know better. Bad decisions all around.