The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[ShelbyBubbles]

If some crazy as a loon, Sideshow Bob looking, white woman in Washington state can claim to be black then I can claim to have a 32" waistline and there ain't a damned thing any of y'all can do about it!

you should've claimed a bigger dick size than smaller waistline...

 

[lovetoread]

He is almost the perfect man.

I bought about 30 shifter books in the last week. Not one word of complaint.

He'd be perfect except for his reluctance of going along with my mmmmmmmmf fantasies.

 

[fluffPE]

He is almost the perfect man.

I bought about 30 shifter books in the last week. Not one word of complaint.

He'd be perfect except for his reluctance of going along with my mmmmmmmmf fantasies.

You forgot an m.

 

[fluffPE]

Bacon smell haters make lousy lovers.

It's true!

Is that the only criteria?

 

[1HF]

Bacon smells like amazing yummy bacon.

Weirdo.

 

[Eyereadtoo]

you should've claimed a bigger dick size than smaller waistline...

Damn!!!

 

[fluffPE]

I might change my name to bacon.

 

[Disgustipated]

I am going to watch Avengers today. Bymydamnself.

 

[Aquagal]

People don't know how to get rid of grease smells in the house?

 

[fluffPE]

People don't know how to get rid of grease smells in the house?

Hi, I'm bacon. I linger.

 

[Jennifer]

People don't know how to get rid of grease smells in the house?

Open the windows?

 

[Aquagal]

Open the windows?

That doesn't always work, especially in the winter.

I get my smallest pot that holds about 3 cups. Fill it with water, add a couple dashes of cinnamon, any citrus cutting or peels, cloves, sometimes vanilla. Let simmer on very low boil for an hour, or til water gets low.

Bacon, sausage, hamburger, fish, french fries linger is gone. I don't know why it works, it just does.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I am going to watch Avengers today. Bymydamnself.

And ain't nothing wrong with that.

But you should watch it with a bacon sandwich.

 

[Mr Noone]

And ain't nothing wrong with that.

But you should watch it with a bacon sandwich.

Just don't sit near Johnny, he'll bitch about the smell.

 

[lovetoread]

I like goober grape and the strawberry one too.

 

[Jennifer]

That doesn't always work, especially in the winter.

I get my smallest pot that holds about 3 cups. Fill it with water, add a couple dashes of cinnamon, any citrus cutting or peels, cloves, sometimes vanilla. Let simmer on very low boil for an hour, or til water gets low.

Bacon, sausage, hamburger, fish, french fries linger is gone. I don't know why it works, it just does.

Oh, I make this every year around Christmas. I never thought about doing it to get rid of smells.

You are fucking awesome.

 

[Laurel]

I like goober grape and the strawberry one too.

We were too poor for fancy stuff like that. We ate stuff like Fruit Rings instead of Froot Loops and put two cans of water in the Campbell's soup to stretch it out. In grammar school, peanut butter was too expensive so our lunch bags contained these horrifically awful cheese and jelly sandwiches. Now that I'm an adult with my own wallet, I really ought to find a jar and try it.

 

[lovetoread]

We were too poor for fancy stuff like that. We ate stuff like Fruit Rings instead of Froot Loops and put two cans of water in the Campbell's soup to stretch it out. In grammar school, peanut butter was too expensive so our lunch bags contained these horrifically awful cheese and jelly sandwiches. Now that I'm an adult with my own wallet, I really ought to find a jar and try it.

I was so poor I got free lunch. If my dad had to do lunch I would have starved.

I lived on goober grape when I was an age I cannot mention on here and pregnant. It was the only thing I could keep down.

 

[Saint Peter]

We was so poor we had to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

 

[Saint Peter]

Or not.


How about those Black Hawks???

 

[toubab]

Sometimes you just gotta eat it with a fork and knife.

You're right. I'm going to finish the damn thing that way.

 

[Aquagal]

Oh, I make this every year around Christmas. I never thought about doing it to get rid of smells.

You are fucking awesome.

I'm glad you think so.

 

[yossi]

I need a nap. Someone volunteer for cuddle buddy duties, please and thanks.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The crazy girl on OITNB cracks me up.

 

[toubab]

I need a nap. Someone volunteer for cuddle buddy duties, please and thanks.

You have no idea how good your ass looks all of a sudden.