The Isolated Blurt Thread: I Learned The Truth at XVII

[girlsmiley]

Oh, and this.

Bitch better have my money.

http://www.maifm.co.nz/Rihanna-shou...ey-Set/tabid/109/articleID/13453/Default.aspx

 

[Eyereadtoo]

If my sister loved me as much as she does her cats, would I be able shit all over her floor too?

 

[yossi]

I think those who say, "I'm just being honest," should say - were they truly honest - "I'm just being asshole."

I'm just being an asshole, but everything about you sucks. Let me give you my thesis why. No need to get upset, bitch. Damn, it's just my opinion.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I had a conference call this morning. I don't like conference calls because my mind wanders when I'm not directly involved; then the next thing I know everyone has hung up and I'm not sure if I was committed to do anything or not.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think those who say, "I'm just being honest," should say - were they truly honest - "I'm just being asshole."

It's like here in the south people say "bless her heart". It's basically a blank slate to say whatever you want. Then you say bless her heart after and all is okay.

"She looked like a fat, hideous cowbag in that dress, bless her heart."

 

[girlsmiley]

I had a conference call this morning. I don't like conference calls because my mind wanders when I'm not directly involved; then the next thing I know everyone has hung up and I'm not sure if I was committed to do anything or not.

It was obviously a productive meeting.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I suggest a daily post limit. Sure they wil bitch and cry but tough love is needed....

 

[girlsmiley]

Your dad is Ish.

You're automatically disallowed from having ideas.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Your dad is Ish.

You're automatically disallowed from having ideas.

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[VaticanAssassin]

Just "speaking your mind" I see.

Or maybe just standing up for our local child sex abuser...

 

[girlsmiley]

Just "speaking your mind" I see.

Or maybe just standing up for our local child sex abuser...

Take a joke, bro.

Zumi, as always. Crack me up.

 

[girlsmiley]

Holy fuck.

I snorted slash laughed.

Time for bed.

 

[Lord Pmann]

"Bless your/her/his heart" makes me wish with all my being that I was born in the South. I've tried to use it a few times, but I can't quite pull it off.

Try "no offense". It works the same, but it's able to be used all over the place. It's less discriminatory.

"No offense, but you look like a hideous cowbag in that dress."

 

[Wings]

Just read a news story about a guy in a remote cabin in Montana who shot his entire family and then offed himself and my first thought was-demons.

So I guess if I can channel my mom with the demons thing for no good reason then I can still say bless her heart when I mean what a skank-ass bitch.

 

[eyer]

except she didn't - but let's not let facts get in the way of your torch-waving.

you wanna be careful of all that bile - it'll give you ulcers

Here, in fact, are the facts...

"Carnal involvement with a minor, I imagine, in my case."

"...was it still outside of what is considered lawful? Yes."

"Do I think I could have been charged with a crime? Yep."

 

[Pookie]

It's like here in the south people say "bless her heart". It's basically a blank slate to say whatever you want. Then you say bless her heart after and all is okay.

"She looked like a fat, hideous cowbag in that dress, bless her heart."

I've always used "bless her/his heart" as a shot at someone.

"She can't help being stupid, bless her heart."

The above is actually redundant when I say it. I would just say, "Bless her heart" with those in the know knowing what I actually was saying and meant.

 

[Pookie]

And of course, here is Eyer. Bless his heart.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've always used "bless her/his heart" as a shot at someone.

"She can't help being stupid, bless her heart."

The above is actually redundant when I say it. I would just say, "Bless her heart" with those in the know knowing what I actually was saying and meant.

I used to do something similar with ugly babies. If someone had one of those frog looking children, I would tell them that their child was "precious".

Eyer is precious, bless his heart.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I wish we could give Eyer some sex offenders to beat and give Reci a 16 year old to play with to keep them busy for a while.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

And of course, here is Eyer. Bless his heart.

"Bless your heart" is the new merrily.

 

[DesEsseintes]

"Bless your heart" is the new merrily.

Let's party like it's 1899!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Let's party like it's 1899!

Ye art insane!

 

[oggbashan]

Let's party like it's 1899!

Ye art insane!

Not so, My Lord.

The Naughty Nineties were correctly named.

You can even see the dancing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkT54BetFBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZcbntA4bVY

They had erotic movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We9eykF5Hq8

 

[Pookie]

I wish we could give Eyer some sex offenders to beat and give Reci a 16 year old to play with to keep them busy for a while.

Eyer sighting ...

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/stupid-idiot-26.jpg

 

[Lorilei]

"Bless your/her/his heart" makes me wish with all my being that I was born in the South. I've tried to use it a few times, but I can't quite pull it off.

I have it perfected.