Dear Wings

[Wings]

My answers to your most pressing questions.

 

[dolf]

buttsecks

 

[Wings]

Booooooobs.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Dear Wings,

What the fuck is busybody' problem?

B

 

[Wings]

Dear Gurgling Geyser,

Busybody is a very sad man, he uses racial slurs to try to get attention and it usually fails. My advice is to put him on ignore and live a happier life.

-W

 

[Mischka]

Dearest Wings:

What should I eat for dinner tonight?

Yours, devotedly,

Mischka

 

[dolf]

Booooooobs.

you are very wise. thank you.

 

[Wings]

Dearest VaVaVooMischka,

Having seen your culinary creations I have no doubt that whatever you choose will be amazing. However due to our gloomy weather in Minneapolis I am leaning toward some baked sweet potato fries, roasted chicken and a large green salad.

-W

 

[Wings]

you are very wise. thank you.

I live to serve.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Wings,

Have your heard/seen your intended since his bachelor party?

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Have your heard/seen your intended since his bachelor party?

Dearest Confused,

He came home before 10pm because he said he was away from home too long. He had a great time and made some good decisions.

-W

 

[Garnate]

Ooooh I love this thread already. Pmann and I are doing something similar in the HT. If someone has a question I can't answer, I'm coming to you.

 

[Mischka]

Dearest VaVaVooMischka,

Having seen your culinary creations I have no doubt that whatever you choose will be amazing. However due to our gloomy weather in Minneapolis I am leaning toward some baked sweet potato fries, roasted chicken and a large green salad.

-W

Why thank you. And your meal sounds perfect. I love roasting a chicken on Sunday or Monday, so I can then use the bones for stock the rest of the week. I'm making ginger zucchini soup with the stock this week.

 

[Wings]

Ooooh I love this thread already. Pmann and I are doing something similar in the HT. If someone has a question I can't answer, I'm coming to you.

Dear HottieBoombalottie,

Bring it!

-W

 

[Wings]

Why thank you. And your meal sounds perfect. I love roasting a chicken on Sunday or Monday, so I can then use the bones for stock the rest of the week. I'm making ginger zucchini soup with the stock this week.

That sounds so good!

True story: chicken on the bone makes me gag so I have to make one of the kids or the spouse clean the meat off. I will use the bones for broth though!

 

[Paendragon]

Dear Wings,

A train is heading west at 35 mph. Five miles to the west, a train is heading east at 40 mph. Will you show us your naked breasts?

Love,

Perverted in Literotica

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

A train is heading west at 35 mph. Five miles to the west, a train is heading east at 40 mph. Will you show us your naked breasts?

Love,

Perverted in Literotica

Dear Math-Challenged,

I show them all the time.

-W

 

[yossi]

Dear feathery shoulder protrusions most commonly found on fowl and angelic beings,

What are this week's winning lottery numbers?

Much obliged.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dear Wings,

Were you able to rent the confetti cannon for the wedding reception?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Why does it burn when I pee?

 

[spacekowboy]

Dearest Wings,

I heard that chicken on the bone makes you gag.
Does that mean that all meaty bones make you want to lose your lunch?

Sincerely,
-Nearly ready to weep.

 

[Wings]

Dear feathery shoulder protrusions most commonly found on fowl and angelic beings,

What are this week's winning lottery numbers?

Much obliged.

Dear Sweetest Backside on Lit,

The lottery numbers will be someone's anniversary date.

-W

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Were you able to rent the confetti cannon for the wedding reception?

Dear Southern Guy,

Confetti? I thought you said midget cannon.

This will be a totally different vibe now.

-W

 

[Wings]

Why does it burn when I pee?

Dear Stick Man,

You probably forgot to put a rain jacket on your little stick man and picked up some graphite shavings.

Go see your doctor.

-W

 

[Wings]

Dearest Wings,

I heard that chicken on the bone makes you gag.
Does that mean that all meaty bones make you want to lose your lunch?

Sincerely,
-Nearly ready to weep.

Dear Trouble,

No, only the skinny ones.

You're safe.

-W