Dear Wings

[yossi]

Dear Sweetest Backside on Lit,

The lottery numbers will be someone's anniversary date.

-W

It tastes like cotton candy! http://www.leafsconnected.com/public/style_emoticons/default/blushing.png

 

[Wings]

It tastes like cotton candy! http://www.leafsconnected.com/public/style_emoticons/default/blushing.png

I believe it!

 

[BabblingBrooke]

Dear Gurgling Geyser,

Busybody is a very sad man, he uses racial slurs to try to get attention and it usually fails. My advice is to put him on ignore and live a happier life.

-W

This sounds reasonable. Thank you for your helpful response and clever nickname.

B

 

[neci]

dearest wings,

how should i go about cheering myself up? i just over stressed, and the residual blah is bringing me down.

love,

neci

 

[spacekowboy]

This thread just gave me wood.

 

[Wings]

dearest wings,

how should i go about cheering myself up? i just over stressed, and the residual blah is bringing me down.

love,

neci

My Darling Neci,

Sometimes you just have to rub one out, escape to the park or other outdoor peaceful place and read a book to escape. I also find primal screams when driving alone in the car to be very beneficial.

Others enjoy a long bath and some music.

However you have to do it, take some time for you and just refuse to dwell on the shitty stuff until later.


-W

 

[Mischka]

This thread just gave me wood.

Dearest Wings:

Can you please tell SpaceCockboy that pictorial evidence is required?

Kisses,

M

 

[Pookie]

Dear Wings,

Which is sexier as an accessory on a first date - an axe or or a sword?

Love,

Pookie

 

[Wings]

This thread just gave me wood.

Be careful, that might be how PMANN's pee man got the burn-y sensation.

 

[Wings]

Dearest Wings:

Can you please tell SpaceCockboy that pictorial evidence is required?

Kisses,

M

Dear Brilliant Woman,

Hell yes! Pictures, SpaceKockboy. Pictures.

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Which is sexier as an accessory on a first date - an axe or or a sword?

Love,

Pookie

Dear Cutest Serial Killer on the Board,

It depends on how formal you want to go. I feel that the sword is more suited to black tie killings and the ax is more for the informal coffee homicides.

 

[Pookie]

Dear Cutest Serial Killer on the Board,

It depends on how formal you want to go. I feel that the sword is more suited to black tie killings and the ax is more for the informal coffee homicides.

I you.

 

[CyranoJ]

Dear Wings,

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? (May or may not have also put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, & c.)

 

[Disgustipated]

Dearest Wings;

You are looking good today Have you done your Kegels?

-Garby

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Wings,

I have been married for a little more than ten years and my husband's birthday is coming up and I've been wanting to spice things up in our love life. What should I get him for his birthday? A blonde (like he "always" dated before marrying me) or the new cute Asian woman we both like in accounting? (Note: we work at the same place.)

Thanks so much!
Liz

 

[spacekowboy]

Dear Wings,

Why is it always about my dong? Why don't women love me for my charm and wit?
Can they not see that there is a man with desires and needs underneath all the incredible sex appeal?


Respectfully
-Dangling in Denim.

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? (May or may not have also put the ram in the rama lama ding dong, the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop, & c.)

Dear Melophile,

I believe it was the man who wrote the song that made my baby fall in love with me.

-M

 

[Wings]

Dearest Wings;

You are looking good today Have you done your Kegels?

-Garby

Dear Mr. The Can,

Suck it.

-W

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

I have been married for a little more than ten years and my husband's birthday is coming up and I've been wanting to spice things up in our love life. What should I get him for his birthday? A blonde (like he "always" dated before marrying me) or the new cute Asian woman we both like in accounting? (Note: we work at the same place.)

Thanks so much!
Liz

Dear Liz,

I'd recommend a blonde wig and maybe a long black one as well. That way you don't have o risk disappointing the chick in accounting or hear about your husband's poor oral skills from your coworkers.

-W

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Dear Wings,

How much money would I have to give you to see you give Eyer a blowjob?

Swallow, not spit.

- Perverted in Peoria

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Why is it always about my dong? Why don't women love me for my charm and wit?
Can they not see that there is a man with desires and needs underneath all the incredible sex appeal?


Respectfully
-Dangling in Denim.

Dear Intersteller Kockboy,

Your mind is highly prized.

Mostly by Pookie who is wondering when she can cut into it.

-W

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

How much money would I have to give you to see you give Eyer a blowjob?

Swallow, not spit.

- Perverted in Peoria

Dear The Man I Once Called My Friend,

There isn't enough money in the world, including bitcoins, for me to place my mouth on that dude's dick.

-W

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Wings,

Thanks for the advice. I have a blonde wig but I should get another.

What do I have to do to get one of your cool nicknames?

 

[Wings]

Dear Wings,

Thanks for the advice. I have a blonde wig but I should get another.

What do I have to do to get one of your cool nicknames?

Dear Liz Does Vegas,

You need to hang around here more so I can learn your personality.


-W

 

[LizVegas79]

Dear Wings,

Back in the daze (my early 20's! ) I probably did about half of Vegas.

How did you know?

(P.S. - Will do. Consider me subscribed.)