Yank's Free Range Turkey Trot Warming House and Bondage Barn

[midwestyankee]

I loved the sex of my early twenties. ( most of it)

Oh, I enjoyed it, and at the time I thought it was great. I just know better now.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

Well, I got married mid twenties, and so only have G and our life after that to compare to! . I still think my early twenties were great don't try to disillusion me. I'll stop making coffee.

Goodness, you have me at a disadvantage, young lady. By all means, please continue to make the glorious coffee.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[midwestyankee]

Here, steaming hot.

That sounded like I was saying G and my sex life sucks I realise. That's not a fair reflexion on our marriage. .

Speaking of coffee, some one gave me a cup of some goddamn awful flavoured coffee this week. It was all I could do not to spit it right back out at them. I don't know what it was meant to taste of, but it tasted of plastic and sugar. I just croaked at them.........' Black, strong, plain.....pleeeeeeeese'

I get my hair cut (all 7 of them) in a ladies' salon. One of the benefits is that every few weeks my hair is shampooed by a sweet young high school girl. The chief downside is that they stuff all sorts of "feminine" spices into their coffee (cinnamon, hazelnut, etc.).

I like my coffee the way I like my humor: plentiful and black.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[SpunThings]

Thanks for the laugh guys.

Sex in my 20s wasn't bad but man it's way better at the start of my 30s .

 

[midwestyankee]

Thanks for the laugh guys.

Sex in my 20s wasn't bad but man it's way better at the start of my 30s .

Wow, you must feel so ancient and experienced now.

 

[wicked woman]

I took a look at that mature pic thread and my first response was that a lot of those women didn't look old enough to be considered mature to me. I don't know if it's relative to where you are in life, but when you first asked the question Yank, I thought 50 was a good cut off.

As for your question about the 'mature' comment, I'm not sure that it's fair to take the comment out of context. On a thread where the women the pics are to be of matures, I don't think it's out of place for a poster commenting about a hot mature. It's consistent wih the thread's title. I can't imagine anyone using it in a different context though.

As for MILF, you better be someone I'm in an intimate relation with and have a smile on your face, if you're saying it to me. If you're just thinking it or saying it to someone else, I'm not sure I care.

 

[desertslave]

Wow, you must feel so ancient and experienced now.

<gigglesnort>

I got married at 25, had my daughter at 28 and my son at 32. As a result, sex in my 30's was mostly thwarted or hurried, depending on naps and babysitters. It was all rather bland vanilla, too.

I'll take sex with Master now, in my 50s, ANY day! We're definitely not as limber, but it's a whole lot more interesting.

 

[SpunThings]

Wow, you must feel so ancient and experienced now.

hahaha thanks for the laugh The older I get, the less experienced I feel and realize how much I don't know. Yet somehow people are taking me seriously than they ever did!

And I don't know how in the world I'm having way more sex as a mom of 3 kids than I ever did with only one.

 

[midwestyankee]

hahaha thanks for the laugh The older I get, the less experienced I feel and realize how much I don't know. Yet somehow people are taking me seriously than they ever did!

And I don't know how in the world I'm having way more sex with 3 kids than I ever did with only one.

Please re-read this last sentence. The permutations should give you the answer to your question - and perhaps the impetus to proofread your work before submitting it.

 

[midwestyankee]

<gigglesnort>

I got married at 25, had my daughter at 28 and my son at 32. As a result, sex in my 30's was mostly thwarted or hurried, depending on naps and babysitters. It was all rather bland vanilla, too.

I'll take sex with Master now, in my 50s, ANY day! We're definitely not as limber, but it's a whole lot more interesting.

I was 32 when our first-born arrived (in fact, later this year he will be half my age), and 40 when the third one lumbered into our family (well over 10 pounds at arrival). I don't recall ever having sex in my 30s.

 

[midwestyankee]

I took a look at that mature pic thread and my first response was that a lot of those women didn't look old enough to be considered mature to me. I don't know if it's relative to where you are in life, but when you first asked the question Yank, I thought 50 was a good cut off.

My thoughts exactly. To me, many of the featured pictures belong in a thread entitled "Sweet Young Things" (so as to maintain the objectification theme).

As for your question about the 'mature' comment, I'm not sure that it's fair to take the comment out of context. On a thread where the women the pics are to be of matures, I don't think it's out of place for a poster commenting about a hot mature. It's consistent wih the thread's title. I can't imagine anyone using it in a different context though.

Fair point, though I contend that some of the commenters using the term probably use it when talking about women they see in public.

As for MILF, you better be someone I'm in an intimate relation with and have a smile on your face, if you're saying it to me. If you're just thinking it or saying it to someone else, I'm not sure I care.

This seems like how I'd feel if I were a woman of my own age.

 

[SpunThings]

Please re-read this last sentence. The permutations should give you the answer to your question - and perhaps the impetus to proofread your work before submitting it.

Oh pshaw You know what I meant. Context is just as important as the words used.

 

[midwestyankee]

Oh pshaw You know what I meant. Context is just as important as the words used.

You haven't spent much time wandering the hallways of Fetish & Sexuality Central here, have you? There are many, many lurkers who would gladly have taken you literally.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I was 32 when our first-born arrived (in fact, later this year he will be half my age), and 40 when the third one lumbered into our family (well over 10 pounds at arrival). I don't recall ever having sex in my 30s.

It must have been truly meaningful then, all that sex necessary to bring forth your progeny. All evidently partaken in your 30s

 

[midwestyankee]

It must have been truly meaningful then, all that sex necessary to bring forth your progeny. All evidently partaken in your 30s

It certainly was, on a percentage basis. As I recall, we made a pretty good combination of bee and flower (or some such thing) and didn't need too many attempts to get the ball rolling in each case. I would have preferred otherwise.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

It certainly was, on a percentage basis. As I recall, we made a pretty good combination of bee and flower (or some such thing) and didn't need too many attempts to get the ball rolling in each case. I would have preferred otherwise.

I somehow knew you were going to claim serious efficacy

 

[midwestyankee]

I somehow knew you were going to claim serious efficacy

What can I say? My Inner Engineer likes to fuck.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

What can I say? My Inner Engineer likes to fuck.

Well then you should have been less efficient - it would have allowed for more fucking

 

[midwestyankee]

Well then you should have been less efficient - it would have allowed for more fucking

Yes, we came to that conclusion during the end-of-project debrief. Unfortunately, the key members of the Project Team had little control over some of the essential performance metrics.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Yes, we came to that conclusion during the end-of-project debrief. Unfortunately, the key members of the Project Team had little control over some of the essential performance metrics.

Ooohhhh....
Wife wears the pants?

 

[midwestyankee]

Ooohhhh....
Wife wears the pants?

Irrelevant.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Irrelevant.

You're right, I'm sorry