Texas Roll Call 3

[JennyNo1]

A trashy book club!

The Texas Trashy Tome Club?

 

[ViciousTease]

The Texas Trashy Tome Club?

Where do I sign up?

 

[JennyNo1]

Where do I sign up?

I think Endless is the president - ask her!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Please don't tell me this place is going to turn into a book club!

Ok, I won't tell you.

The Texas Trashy Tome Club?

Too late! You told you

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I think Endless is the president - ask her!

What?!? Who voted for her?!?
I certainly didn't!
Only because I didn't know about the election, though...

 

[JennyNo1]

What?!? Who voted for her?!?
I certainly didn't!
Only because I didn't know about the election, though...

I just figured because she has so many books. If you want an election, I nominate....not me.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

I just figured because she has so many books. If you want an election, I nominate....not me.

I nominate SunBunny!

 

[Endless_Night]

The Texas Trashy Tome Club?

How about the Trashy Texas Tome Tribe?

We can all wear bleach our hair and tease it high. And wear tight jeans!

 

[Endless_Night]

What?!? Who voted for her?!?
I certainly didn't!
Only because I didn't know about the election, though...

The rudeness!!!

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

How about the Trashy Texas Tome Tribe?

We can all wear bleach our hair and tease it high. And wear tight jeans!

And drink beer out of cans wrapped in floozy coozies!!

 

[Endless_Night]

And drink beer out of cans wrapped in floozy coozies!!

Okay. I find myself compelled to ask. What is a floozy coozy?

Compelled, I tell you!

 

[ViciousTease]

I just figured because she has so many books. If you want an election, I nominate....not me.

You can be in charge of the reading room! For those who arent in the mood to read, I'm picturing sexy, shirtless Texas boys reading to them while snuggling on overstuffed sofas. *sigh*

I nominate SunBunny!

I second that.

How about the Trashy Texas Tome Tribe?

We can all wear bleach our hair and tease it high. And wear tight jeans!

Glitter nail polish is a must.

 

[Endless_Night]

Well, if VT is going to join, it occurs to me that we should have an, ahem, film collection as well. Jenny can handle the reading room, and VT can curate films.

And Collar can cause trouble.

Btw, am I the male of female alt? I forget.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Okay. I find myself compelled to ask. What is a floozy coozy?

Compelled, I tell you!

Well I'm not exactly sure but I have a good idea.
I was in line once at the craft store and this lady was beside me - the kind who looks 52 but is probably only 37, you know? She sounded like she smoked about 5 packs a day, and she was obviously drunk. She was juggling half a dozen plain foam coozies unsuccessfully, and had strands of beads and lace and tassels and god knows what else... And was on the phone very loudly arguing about just exactly how many floozy coozies were needed.
So I can guess

 

[Endless_Night]

Well I'm not exactly sure but I have a good idea.
I was in line once at the craft store and this lady was beside me - the kind who looks 52 but is probably only 37, you know? She sounded like she smoked about 5 packs a day, and she was obviously drunk. She was juggling half a dozen plain foam coozies unsuccessfully, and had strands of beads and lace and tassels and god knows what else... And was on the phone very loudly arguing about just exactly how many floozy coozies were needed.
So I can guess

I have a clear mental picture. *shudder*

 

[ViciousTease]

Well, if VT is going to join, it occurs to me that we should have an, ahem, film collection as well. Jenny can handle the reading room, and VT can curate films.

Consider it done.

 

[AbsintheFather]

You Texas Gals are the best.

Just Sayin'

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

You Texas Gals are the best.

Just Sayin'

Awwww...!
And here's Abs, making sure our heads are swelling big enough to fit our teased out hair...
Thanks, Abs!!

 

[JennyNo1]

You Texas Gals are the best.

Just Sayin'

*pouncy* Are you applying for the job of reader for our reading room?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Awwww...!
And here's Abs, making sure our heads are swelling big enough to fit our teased out hair...
Thanks, Abs!!

*pouncy* Are you applying for the job of reader for our reading room?

Y'all are having too much fun. I'll be your reader, cabana boy, whatever

 

[JennyNo1]

Okay. I find myself compelled to ask. What is a floozy coozy?

Compelled, I tell you!

OMG! I LOVE my Floozy Coozies! They're coozies covered in animal print fabric, trimmed around the top with feather boa type stuff and finished with beads. I have a zebra print with hot pink trim and a classy one of leopard print and brown trim. They're so fun!! I want to wear my squishy cowgirl hat, since my hair is too fine to tease it up very high, too.

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

And Collar can cause trouble.

Yes, yes I can

Btw, am I the male of female alt? I forget.

Hmmmm... Is it the first or second Hump Day of the month?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

OMG! I LOVE my Floozy Coozies! They're coozies covered in animal print fabric, trimmed around the top with feather boa type stuff and finished with beads. I have a zebra print with hot pink trim and a classy one of leopard print and brown trim. They're so fun!! I want to wear my squishy cowgirl hat, since my hair is too fine to tease it up very high, too.

Well, I think I met the lady who made it!

 

[Endless_Night]

Consider it done.

When will you be sending out a film list?!?!?!?

*jumps up and down hysterically*

Awwww...!
And here's Abs, making sure our heads are swelling big enough to fit our teased out hair...
Thanks, Abs!!

ROFL! Must fill out the hair.

*pouncy* Are you applying for the job of reader for our reading room?

Shouldn't he be applying to be one of VT's shirtless Texas boys snuggling on couches?

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

Shouldn't he be applying to be one of VT's shirtless Texas boys snuggling on couches?

I thought they had to read and snuggle at the same time?