Who wants a foreskin facial?

[VaticanAssassin]

The newest, hippest, age defying trend? Foreskin facials!! That is right. Cover you face in the foreskin removed from a baby.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2015/04/23/foreskin-facials-hydrafacial-nyc/

People are just wrong.....

 

[Recidiva]

There was no WTF response.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

There was no WTF response.

I was waiting for the clitoral hood cream to come out for that option.....

 

[parodyluvr75]

Holy crap, where do you come up with this stuff, VA?

 

[Recidiva]

I was waiting for the clitoral hood cream to come out for that option.....

AAAAUGH! STOP!

*runs around freaking out like Ace Ventura*

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Holy crap, where do you come up with this stuff, VA?

Someone sent me this. I was surprised it was for real. Absolute ridiculous. So many questions? One babies foreskin makes 100's of treatments ( I assume they could have made 1000's from me. So does the baby get paid? What parents sign away these rights?

Brings new meaning to the word dickhead.

 

[Recidiva]

Someone sent me this. I was surprised it was for real. Absolute ridiculous. So many questions? One babies foreskin makes 100's of treatments ( I assume they could have made 1000's from me. So does the baby get paid? What parents sign away these rights?

Brings new meaning to the word dickhead.

Shit, now I'm thinking of homeopathy with foreskins.

Oh, please make it stop.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Shit, now I'm thinking of homeopathy with foreskins.

Oh, please make it stop.

Well if you break it down it gets even weirder....

Adult women harvesting the foreskin of young boys so their skin is a little shinier

 

[Lord Pmann]

They better not put it on your eyelids. You'll get all cock eyed.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

They better not put it on your eyelids. You'll get all cock eyed.

I hear ball sack facials have the exact opposite effect....

 

[Recidiva]

Well if you break it down it gets even weirder....

Adult women harvesting the foreskin of young boys so their skin is a little shinier

Nothing's weirder than homeopathy. I'm kind of hoping this is just false advertising. Sort of like all those herbal energy remedies that are really just caffeine. So this is just...cold cream or something, that's been blessed not by a Rabbi, but an ad exec.

I'm really looking more at the urology surgeons.

Like they needed more crap about their job.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Someone sent me this. I was surprised it was for real. Absolute ridiculous. So many questions? One babies foreskin makes 100's of treatments ( I assume they could have made 1000's from me. So does the baby get paid? What parents sign away these rights?

Brings new meaning to the word dickhead.

You've got strange friends.

That's just vile. I'm not sending the link to Blue, he thinks Americans are crazy enough as is, except for me of course.

I would hope they'd put the money in a college fund. How the fuck does someone think of something like this?

Yes, I heard you were a pretty big dick or have a pretty big one, I get those two confused. It explains a lot of my past relationships.

 

[Miles Long]

I heard there's a Groupon so you can get it half off.

 

[Recidiva]

I heard there's a Groupon so you can get it half off.

AAAAAAUGH!

 

[Ishmael]

When I first read about that I was going, "You've got to be shitting me." Apparently not.

I wonder if smegma plays into any of this?

Ishmael

 

[Aquagal]

My under eye bags now get that sweet spot tingle.

 

[eyer]

Adult women harvesting the foreskin of young boys so their skin is a little shinier

Recidiva:

1. Who proclaimed to the GB that she intentionally carried-on an online sexual relationship with a minor;

2. Who then proclaimed to the GB that she then met the minor in person and fooled around with him in the front seat of a car...

...is no doubt wearing-out Google as we post.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Nowhere close to the "Mohel-running-a-porn-production-company-out-of-a-run-down-warehouse" thread I thought this was going to be.

 

[lemonbread]

This is why the u.s. pushes routine infant circumcision so much. There's big money in both the surgery and the severed foreskins the hospitals then sell. "Let's painfully remove useful body parts from infants so we can benefit from it!" - Capitalism in a nutshell.

 

[Jennifer]

This is why the u.s. pushes routine infant circumcision so much. There's big money in both the surgery and the severed foreskins the hospitals then sell. "Let's painfully remove useful body parts from infants so we can benefit from it!" - Capitalism in a nutshell.

Foreskins are incinerated like all of the other parts we remove per federal law. I wonder where they are getting them - the moils??

 

[lemonbread]

Foreskins are incinerated like all of the other parts we remove per federal law.

That's not what I heard. Then again, the internet could have been wrong.

 

[Libsam]

Will it rid me of my black heads?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

oh, silly..
this isn't new.
for quite some time, foreskin facials have been considered a cut above an ordinary facial.

 

[Skiddles2015]

After the treatment what kind of tip is acceptable?