Today is a big day!

[Garnate]

Happy 20k!

Do vodka and cranberry juice go together?

They go together beautifully! I suggest Kettle One.

Fixed your post.

Man you weren't kidding about getting drunk today.

Can't wait to see the selfies at 40,000.

At that point I'll be digging my boobs out of my socks to get a picture of them.

 

[Lancecastor]

You know what they say about girls with big noses....who has a Certified Measurement for us?

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/files/wh6_uploads/images/vagina-size.jpg

 

[Disgustipated]

Poor, poor Lance. Lost his funny for good.

 

[1HF]

Happy 20,000 posts you gorgeous bitch.

I love you like I love coffee.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I made you your favourite drink.

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r216/kate4496/roofie.jpg

 

[Pookie]

I made you your favourite drink.

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r216/kate4496/roofie.jpg

Dude. That's like sweetner to her.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dude. That's like sweetner to her.

I know. TRUST ME. I know.

 

[Lancecastor]

Poor, poor Lance. Lost his funny for good.

Compared to you, maybe...that AV is hilarious!

 

[islandman]

Congratulations to your tits!

 

[Garnate]

Dude. That's like sweetner to her.

I used to use that stuff to help me sleep at night until it stopped working. Now when I see dudes sweeten my drink for me I think "That's adorable".

 

[Garnate]

Happy 20,000 posts you gorgeous bitch.

I love you like I love coffee.

You couldn't possibly, exaggerator!

 

[1HF]

You couldn't possibly, exaggerator!

You know I mean it, wench.

 

[Garnate]

You know I mean it, wench.

Hey liarface, come help me put this bad boy together.

 

[1HF]

Hey liarface, come help me put this bad boy together.

I'm all over it. I like putting stuff together.

 

[spacekowboy]

You couldn't possibly, exaggerator!

She wants your hot blackness inside her.

 

[spacekowboy]

Also, conga rats n' shit

 

[Not Normal]

20K, and you took time off at one point! Impressive

 

[Mischka]

Let's not get dramatic. I just need a few able-bodied people with no heart conditions to hold them up long enough for me to get a good picture.

i volunteer to be one of those people, as long as we can take a boob-to-boob pic when I'm up there this summer.

PS. All these whippersnappers zooming past me to 20k. *shakes fist*

 

[Wrong Element]

Congratulations! I was especially fond of posts #355, #4219, and #12006. And of course, who could forget #6682.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://image.slidesharecdn.com/redflagstonarcissisticpersonalitydisorder-130722004131-phpapp02/95/red-flags-to-narcissistic-personality-disorder-compiled-by-jeni-mawter-1-638.jpg?cb=1407893199

 

[Mischka]

Sign 1: compiling over 18,000 posts in 2.5 years.

 

[Not Normal]

http://image.slidesharecdn.com/redflagstonarcissisticpersonalitydisorder-130722004131-phpapp02/95/red-flags-to-narcissistic-personality-disorder-compiled-by-jeni-mawter-1-638.jpg?cb=1407893199

Does that include trying to make things about you when they aren't about you?

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Sign 1: compiling over 18,000 posts in 2.5 years.

90% have been about someone else.

 

[spacekowboy]

I like when narcissists call out other narcissists for being narcissistic.

It warms the cockles of my heart.



Actually I just wanted to use the word cockles.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I like when narcissists call out other narcissists for being narcissistic.

It warms the cockles of my heart.



Actually I just wanted to use the word cockles.

You have no idea what a cockle is.