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Saucyminx said:
In all honesty, I've never seen or used a lemon fork in a restaurant.

My tea party was nearly ruined because I don't own a lemon fork. I was so ashamed.
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I don't think I'd be inviting any of those "there MUST be a lemon fork" types back to the next party.
 
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My oh my, what an impressive lemon fork, said no discerning Dirty Bird ever.


And I have heard it said, when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of snobby bitches who mention lemon forks at tea parties.
 
Emerson40 said:
My oh my, what an impressive lemon fork, said no discerning Dirty Bird ever.


And I have heard it said, when life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of snobby bitches who mention lemon forks at tea parties.
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Darling, I would never waste a lemon on some snobby bitch. They are much too tasty. You just slap a snobby bitch, and remember--pinky out.
 
Saucyminx said:
I will send you one of the 5 I'm going to be getting. ;)
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You're a generous woman. I wouldn't mind if you included a few of those pastries of yours, too. You know, just as one of those "and if you order in the next 5 minutes" kind of bonuses. :rose:
 
midwestyankee said:
You're a generous woman. I wouldn't mind if you included a few of those pastries of yours, too. You know, just as one of those "and if you order in the next 5 minutes" kind of bonuses. :rose:
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It's a deal. The forks should start rolling in very soon. ;)

I will actually not be up your way in the not too distant future. My younger brother lives in MA and is having a really rough time of it at the moment. He needs a big sister hug/ass kicking/'get your shit together you are a grown ass man' lecture. That combination always has more impact if delivered in person.

I will however still send you a fork and some sweet stuff. :D
 
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Rainshine said:
I could see many uses for that fork, all of them disgracefully delightful and nothing to do with lemons.

Miles you're kinda creepy over there sharpening those knives and leering at my boobs and I like it.
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They are , indeed, quite leer-worthy. :rose:
 
Rainshine said:
I could see many uses for that fork, all of them disgracefully delightful and nothing to do with lemons.

Miles you're kinda creepy over there sharpening those knives and leering at my boobs and I like it.
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Oh my! That's one sexy av you have rainy! * wipes drool from lip as staring continues*
 
I believe the theme became fork scraping melons. :eek: Just remember, pinky out!

And that melon snake maker is a scary gadget.

I'm sleepy and not long for the waking world.
 
Emerson40 said:
I cherish this time, and hold these adventures close to my heart.
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For future reference, if we ever have any shared adventures, please hold them a little lower. *leer*


Ok work day. I don't like you. You don't like me. Let's just make the best of it, and get this over with as quickly as possible. I have gambling, drinking, and other non-specific carousing to do this evening.

ETA: And now we dance! If it's no pants Friday, would that make it the no pants dance?
 
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