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A princess.
Or a veterinarian.
It was really a coin toss.
I wanted to sing French songs like Edith Piaf in an old, seedy, Parisian lounge.
When I was very young I thought I wanted to be a doctor, but then I realized I am very squeamish and don't really care for people that much.
Then I considered a career as a lawyer, but talking to a few lawyers got that idea out of my head.
I finally settled on being a shiftless and lazy ne'er-do-well. The pay isn't great, but the schedule is fairly flexible.
coughcough with all the cough smoke?
Yup! You're 86'd from my dark, hazy bar for coughing on my nostalgia.
Architect. Because that's what Mr. Brady on The Brady Bunch did.
Oceanographer.
Was a big Jacques Cousteau fan.
Oceanographer.
Was a big Jacques Cousteau fan.