Barbie and Ken at Lit.

[Ishmael]

"Step right in ladies and gentlemen (both terms used with a slight sardonic voice)." On the back wall there we have an assortment of dolls, all modeled after GB posters.

On the walls to the left and right as well as the shelves down the middle of the store we have the largest assortment of outfits known to man. The 'specials' are in the 'interrupters' scattered throughout the store so as to simulate our own peculiar form of causing you to perform the 'roadside ballet.'

So step right up up folks. Pick a simulacrum and dress it up to suit your mental image of the GB poster. Take your time and choose wisely.

Ishmael

 

[Everyday_Man]

So what is this? A bully post? ... Maybe I'm getting the wrong idea.

 

[Ishmael]

So what is this? A bully post? ... Maybe I'm getting the wrong idea.

You are. Take it at face value.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Iman - IBM pinstripes by day.

Ishmael

 

[Everyday_Man]

I'll wait for an example on this one. Might be fun.

 

[Ishmael]

1HF - ropes, definitely ropes.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Neci - Frumpy 'hippie chick' dress. Hemline at the ankles and sensible shoes of course.

Ishmael

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Fascinating. Do go on.

 

[Ishmael]

Fascinating. Do go on.

Take a shot yourself.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

I wanna dress IFB as The Scarlet Pimpernel.

 

[Ishmael]

I wanna dress IFB as The Scarlet Pimpernel.

I can't decide between New Orleans Hip, or bayou laid back. I do see him hitting the drive through daquiri window though.

Ishmael

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I wanna dress IFB as The Scarlet Pimpernel.

Please, don't put yourself out. The Scarlet Pimp will do nicely.

 

[Ishmael]

Busybody - boxer shorts and a t-shirt sitting in front of 12 monitors with a bag of chips and a Mountain Dew.

Ishmael

 

[Que]

Garnate is the make-up Barbie head. It may include the bust down to the bust though...

 

[Ishmael]

Garnate is the make-up Barbie head. It may include the bust down to the bust though...

I'd dress her in a flannel nightgown with curlers in her hair. *snicker*

Ishmael

 

[Que]

Rosco in a pork pie hat, of course.

I like the 1HF in ropes idea, but intricate Shibari. I can see her having the patience for all those knots.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Take a shot yourself.

Ishmael

I might have to let this marinate for a bit. But you are right about drive up daiquiris. Heh, once upon a time, there was a frustrated young man with a lot on his mind living in New Orleans. Thankfully they put enough Everclear in those daiquiris to stop a charging rhino.

 

[Ishmael]

I might have to let this marinate for a bit. But you are right about drive up daiquiris. Heh, once upon a time, there was a frustrated young man with a lot on his mind living in New Orleans. Thankfully they put enough Everclear in those daiquiris to stop a charging rhino.

Been there (Natchitoches), done that.

Ishmael

 

[Que]

Zumi, in a ruffled shirt with twin monitors, (one to display each boob) an "Purple Rain" playing on an endless loop. On the desktop are biodegradable take-out containers, a cooling bowl of home-made soup with dried seaweed, shitakes, and bean thread noodles laced with Sirachi, and a half a bottle of Bombay gin on top of a stack of anime comics..

 

[Ishmael]

Dolf - Levi's, Pendleton shirt, Tony Lama boots, and a Stetson. All subdued. I can't resist seeing the look on peoples faces when she speaks with that Suffolk 'drawl."

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

Please, don't put yourself out. The Scarlet Pimp will do nicely.

How about 1930's gangster chic?


http://cdnl.gentlemansgazette.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Mens-Summer-Fashion-1930s.jpg

 

[Ishmael]

Aquagal - a bikini bottom and two clothespins.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

seanh - zoot suit.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Sinny - uptown slut ala Susan Hoff style with a bass guitar, or blowing a tuba.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

I wanna dress Ish like Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind so he can look at me and say, "Frankly, Bidin, I don't give a damn"