Can anyone explain what...

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

FAP means?

I've seen it on the board more than a few times now.

Is it a verb, noun, adjective? What is the correct usage of Fap other than *FAP*?

Is this sentence acceptable:

"Fap you, you fapping fap!"

?

Thanking you in advance,

MJR XXXX

 

[Garnate]

Fap, the sound you make when you masturbate.

 

[Wrong Element]

You've been here since 2001 and you haven't figured it out from context yet?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Fap, the sound you make when you masturbate.

I don't make that sound. Not even sure of the phonetic spelling of the sound I make when I spank the monkey.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

You've been here since 2001 and you haven't figured it out from context yet?

I took a few years off. Something like 8 or 10. But now I'm back for a bit but which bit I'm not sure.

I was posting pics of my cock at www.poultryfarming.com but I got banned. Apparently that's not what they meant by show us your prize cock here.

 

[Balladeer08]

FAP means?

I've seen it on the board more than a few times now.

Is it a verb, noun, adjective? What is the correct usage of Fap other than *FAP*?

Is this sentence acceptable:

"Fap you, you fapping fap!"

?

Thanking you in advance,

MJR XXXX

FAP is an acronym for a French Asian Polynesian.

Pilots use the term for Flight Angle Projection, compensating for wind drift.

FAP is a pejorative term for Japanese, used by a hairlip.

This was an example of verbal fap. 8)

 

[Balladeer08]

I don't make that sound. Not even sure of the phonetic spelling of the sound I make when I spank the monkey.

Sounds like you are a fapaholic.

 

[Littlefinger]

I don't make that sound. Not even sure of the phonetic spelling of the sound I make when I spank the monkey.

I might have brought this up before but since we're talking about meanings does anyone know why "spank the monkey" is used to refer to masturbating? I recently assumed that I found the connection when I thought of the similarity of a mans balls to a monkeys butt and the erection would be the tail. So running your hand up and down really fast would cause the edge of the hand and fingers to smack against the bollocks, thus "spanking" the miniature monkey. Yes?

 

[lovecraft68]

MY palms are rough so I use a lot of hand lotion so I don't fap I...squelch....yeah.

 

[RjThoughts]

FAP

Fucking
Alone
Pulling