Sex with you would be like

[parodyluvr75]

Hoping for Dennis Quaid and getting Randy.

 

[Hypoxia]

Going over Niagara Falls sans barrel.

 

[UhlBWett]

Like a long erotic train ride.............

With many "whistlestops" along the way before we pull into the station together..........

 

[parodyluvr75]

Going over Niagara Falls sans barrel.

So we've met.

 

[marshalt]

I'm like algebra.

You don't want to be there in the first place, you fall asleep halfway through, and you'll never use it again once you're done with it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm like algebra.

You don't want to be there in the first place, you fall asleep halfway through, and you'll never use it again once you're done with it.

But I always like algebra.

 

[Jennifer]

A wild ride on a slip and slide.

 

[parodyluvr75]

With many "whistlestops" along the way before we pull into the station together..........

Using a train euphemism, didn't see that coming.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Crazy Train, going off the rails.

 

[marshalt]

Using a train euphemism, didn't see that coming.

I don't know which is creepier, foot fetish people, or train fetish people.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Crazy Train, going off the rails.

So, we've dated?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

With me you'd know why men call their cocks, JOHNSON, and why there are so many Johnsons in the phone book.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know which is creepier, foot fetish people, or train fetish people.

Can I look at your feet on a train?

 

[snugglestruggle]

So, we've dated?

It's possible, I've been known to get around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbywM1PDORA

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's possible, I've been known to get around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbywM1PDORA

 

[Libsam]

Would be like this thread, it sucks!

 

[Paul_Chance]

...like being sewn into a burlap bag with a horny possum. When it's all over you're not sure what happened - but you're damn sure you're not going to tell anyone about it. Ever.

 

[JohnnySavage]

With many "whistlestops" along the way before we pull into the station together..........

You should really consider changing that av.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Like being on a favorite roller coaster. If you are afraid of heights, don't bother. You pray that the line isn't long. But once you get on it, it's worth the wait.

 

[Miles Long]

Like being on a favorite roller coaster. If you are afraid of heights, don't bother. You pray that the line isn't long. But once you get on it, it's worth the wait.

And if you make it through the full minute and a half ride without throwing up you've really accomplished something?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Would be like this thread, it sucks!

 

[Paul_Chance]

And if you make it through the full minute and a half ride without throwing up you've really accomplished something?

Hahahaha

 

[parodyluvr75]

...like being sewn into a burlap bag with a horny possum. When it's all over you're not sure what happened - but you're damn sure you're not going to tell anyone about it. Ever.

You shouldn't do your own press.

 

[smoothg103rd]

And if you make it through the full hour and a half ride without throwing up you've really accomplished something?

Fixed your post.

 

[snugglestruggle]