Sex with you would be like

Like a long erotic train ride.............

With many "whistlestops" along the way before we pull into the station together..........
 
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I'm like algebra.

You don't want to be there in the first place, you fall asleep halfway through, and you'll never use it again once you're done with it.
 
With me you'd know why men call their cocks, JOHNSON, and why there are so many Johnsons in the phone book.
 
...like being sewn into a burlap bag with a horny possum. When it's all over you're not sure what happened - but you're damn sure you're not going to tell anyone about it. Ever.
 
Like being on a favorite roller coaster. If you are afraid of heights, don't bother. You pray that the line isn't long. But once you get on it, it's worth the wait.
 
Like being on a favorite roller coaster. If you are afraid of heights, don't bother. You pray that the line isn't long. But once you get on it, it's worth the wait.

And if you make it through the full minute and a half ride without throwing up you've really accomplished something? :D
 
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