Fucking raisin cookies

marshalt

You guys are dicks...
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If you would just be honest, I might eat a raisin cookie. They aren't half bad. But when I'm expecting chocolate chip and get a mouthful of raisins... fuck that bullshit.
 
Awwww. I thought this thread was going to have some good pics of raisin cookie fucking. :(
 
You know what raisin cookies are like? Sometimes you run across a random picture online of some chick and she's got her tits out and the caption says, "Do you think she's hot?" Then you scroll down a bit and there's another pic of her and she's got her pants down and it turns out she's a fucking tranny?

That's what it's like with raisin cookies. You think you're getting one thing but instead you wind up with some nasty-ass bullshit.

Raisin cookies are trannies.
 
You know what raisin cookies are like? Sometimes you run across a random picture online of some chick and she's got her tits out and the caption says, "Do you think she's hot?" Then you scroll down a bit and there's another pic of her and she's got her pants down and it turns out she's a fucking tranny?

That's what it's like with raisin cookies. You think you're getting one thing but instead you wind up with some nasty-ass bullshit.

Raisin cookies are trannies.

Why do I totally understand this thought process....?
 
Why do I totally understand this thought process....?

See? SEE???? I'm not the only one! Who are those evil bastards who think, "Well, I could bring 2 dozen chocolate chip, but nooooooo! I'll bring 1 dozen chocolate chip and 1 dozen raisin! HAHAHAHAHA!"

And don't even get me started on those fuckcocks who MIX raisins and chocolate chips into the same cookie. What the fuck is wrong with people like that????



:mad:
 
Next thing you know the bastards are slipping in oatmeal in place of flour. Fuckers! :mad:
 
I like them, too. But, I've hate them when they were deceptively looking like chocolate chip cookies.

I don't tend to eat chocolate chip ones, so my feeling would be reversed perhaps, but thus far I have yet to be fooled by a cookie.
 
Oatmeal is good for breakfast.
Cookies are good for breakfast...



Oatmeal cookies and suck it!
 
I love oatmeal raisin cookies. Last time I made them, I toasted the oatmeal before I added it to the dough. So good. And I love raisin or chocolate chips in them. I'm never disappointed by either as long as the cookie tastes good.
 
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