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If you would just be honest, I might eat a raisin cookie. They aren't half bad. But when I'm expecting chocolate chip and get a mouthful of raisins... fuck that bullshit.
You know what raisin cookies are like? Sometimes you run across a random picture online of some chick and she's got her tits out and the caption says, "Do you think she's hot?" Then you scroll down a bit and there's another pic of her and she's got her pants down and it turns out she's a fucking tranny?
That's what it's like with raisin cookies. You think you're getting one thing but instead you wind up with some nasty-ass bullshit.
Raisin cookies are trannies.
Why do I totally understand this thought process....?
Why do I totally understand this thought process....?
If you would just be honest, I might eat a raisin cookie. They aren't half bad. But when I'm expecting chocolate chip and get a mouthful of raisins... fuck that bullshit.
I like them, too. But, I've hate them when they were deceptively looking like chocolate chip cookies.
But I like oatmeal raisin cookies.![]()
Fucking cookies we can all get behind!
My Ex called me Cookie Monster Husband.I'm really good at swallowing cookies.