Nonny-mouse

[geronimo_appleby]

oh dear:

by Anonymous
03/22/15
a gook fag writing about wimps

And I'm not an anon, I fucked you whore grandmother and later you whore mother.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

i'm devastated at such insults.



please, do try to do better, anon.

 

[Bramblethorn]

oh dear:

by Anonymous
03/22/15
a gook fag writing about wimps

And I'm not an anon, I fucked you whore grandmother and later you whore mother.

"DAD! I didn't know you had internet access at the home!"

 

[Handley_Page]

"DAD! I didn't know you had internet access at the home!"

 

[slyc_willie]

"DAD! I didn't know you had internet access at the home!"

Thanks. You just made me spew beer on my monitor.

*wipe, wipe, wipe*

One of the first comments I received was on my initial foray onto this site, a LW story about a man who takes revenge on his cheating wife. The comment attacked my main character's mention of legal action, stating I had some kind of "duty" or something to accurately present legality in the story.

I just rolled my eyes.

If a reader is looking for legal accuracy in an erotic story, they must be living in a very sad world. Same goes for those readers who take issue with minor details like what kind of engine fits into a particular kind of car, or what kind of safety a particular pistol possesses.

I'm not interested in appeasing such nit-pickers. You can always click out of my stories if that bothers you.

 

[lovecraft68]

Ah...LW trolls.

Know what I love about them? That every they "open their mouths" they only make themselves look worse.

They are racist, homophobic and misogynistic to the point they suffer from Gynophobia class acts all around.

I occasionally wonder what some of these fools are like in real life. I'm sure many live in mom's basement and are utter losers and misfits

But I am sure many are fairly "normal' to the real world and use sites like this to voice their true hate and feelings.

I feel bad for any woman(or man for the female versions of this) that live with these people and have no idea what they are really like.

 

[glynndah]

One of my last comments was "Convertibles don't have four doors". What I wanted to say to him was "That's all you got from that story?"

Well, besides my extreme embarrassment because I know better.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Ah...LW trolls.

Know what I love about them? That every they "open their mouths" they only make themselves look worse.

They are racist, homophobic and misogynistic to the point they suffer from Gynophobia class acts all around.

I occasionally wonder what some of these fools are like in real life. I'm sure many live in mom's basement and are utter losers and misfits

But I am sure many are fairly "normal' to the real world and use sites like this to voice their true hate and feelings.

I feel bad for any woman(or man for the female versions of this) that live with these people and have no idea what they are really like.

Stop dissing me! Its a free country, I can live where I want.

 

[JKendallDane]

One of my last comments was "Convertibles don't have four doors". What I wanted to say to him was "That's all you got from that story?"

Well, besides my extreme embarrassment because I know better.

Obviously someone with damn little knowledge of automotive history. This is just one of a number of standard production, four door convertibles that have been available since the early 1960's.

http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/da/danschmitt/405300A-6.jpg

 

[glynndah]

Obviously someone with damn little knowledge of automotive history. This is just one of a number of standard production, four door convertibles that have been available since the early 1960's.

http://imagehost.vendio.com/preview/da/danschmitt/405300A-6.jpg

Oooh! Ya think that could pass for a shiny red Mustang?

 

[TxRad]

Oooh! Ya think that could pass for a shiny red Mustang?

Uh...It could carry a shiny red Musthang.

 

[49greg]

Oooh! Ya think that could pass for a shiny red Mustang?

Ouch!

But when I run into something like that I generally shrug and assume it's a non fatal typo where the auto-correct put in Mustang instead of Mercury.

Of course I've only been more laid back like that since I started posting. Trying to write a story and weather the comments has made me a lot more patient.

But I still love to mentally criticize the comments, and it's amazing how many of them use "you" instead of "your". Makes me wonder if they talk like that,

 

[Carnevil9]

Oooh! Ya think that could pass for a shiny red Mustang?

You wrote a story with a four-door Mustang? That is a bit on the egregious side. I hope it was in the Science Fiction section!

 

[legerdemer]

One of my last comments was "Convertibles don't have four doors". What I wanted to say to him was "That's all you got from that story?"

deleted.... (I had a comment but then had to correct myself; morning brain - fart)

 

[glynndah]

You wrote a story with a four-door Mustang? That is a bit on the egregious side. I hope it was in the Science Fiction section!

It was unintentional. The story concerns two people at a high school reunion. The car was originally going to be a run of the mill sedan, but the guy in the story insisted on driving the Mustang and who am I to argue?

 

[AZMotherLover]

You wrote a story with a four-door Mustang? That is a bit on the egregious side. I hope it was in the Science Fiction section!

A four-door Mustang? That's about as ridiculous as a four-door Porsche.


Wait. What?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b2/Porsche-Panamera_at_Porsche-Museum.JPG/800px-Porsche-Panamera_at_Porsche-Museum.JPG

 

[SandraMustard]

Fantasy can hardly compete with real life for strangeness. Last fall, I saw a stretch-limo low-rider made from three Honda Accords (three sets of rear doors.) Yes, it was a low-rider too, and the ridiculous thing was hung up on a side street speed bump. I should have taken a picture for AFV.

-AirRichard101

ETA: This isn't the one, but you get the idea:
http://hooniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/58jd.jpg

 

[sr71plt]

One of my last comments was "Convertibles don't have four doors". What I wanted to say to him was "That's all you got from that story?"

Well, besides my extreme embarrassment because I know better.

As noted, Lincoln Continental convertibles in the mid 60s did.

 

[lovecraft68]

I did a story recently where the kid was into photography and long story short ends up filming the milf neighbor and him as they have sex.

Before that there was a point where I needed to know a camera that claimed to be waterproof so I googled it and picked one.

One comment on the story said good luck with that camera its not waterproof. So as Glyndah says "That's what you get from a four page story"

More so...unless the manufacturer is doing some false advertising on their site the camera is waterproof.

 

[jomar]

Anon called me a goober gobbler at one point. It was special.

 

[R. Richard]

How about a BMW four door convertible?

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608004629016675660&pid=15.1&P=0

Or a Mercedes?

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608005616862235392&pid=15.1&P=0

 

[glynndah]

How about a BMW four door convertible?

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608004629016675660&pid=15.1&P=0

Or a Mercedes?

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608005616862235392&pid=15.1&P=0

Make one of those red and it's perfect.

 

[JKendallDane]

When you think about all the totally strange things Ford has done over the fifty year run of the Stang, it's kinda surprising that they didn't offer up a four door version at some point.

Especially when they plopped this "Pinto having a mid-life crisis" mess down in the dealer showrooms for four years during the mid-1970's...

http://www.allfordmustangs.com/photopost/data/3235/medium/DSC00033.JPG

 

[slyc_willie]

Here ya go, Glynndah, just for you: a red, four-door convertible.

 

[SamScribble]

Here ya go, Glynndah, just for you: a red, four-door convertible.

OK, I give up. What was it? And how did it handle? Skuttle, skuttle?