when was the last time you had a good blow job?

how long has it been?

  • never.

    Votes: 11 18.0%
  • last 24 hours

    Votes: 3 4.9%
  • within the last week.

    Votes: 16 26.2%
  • about a month ago.

    Votes: 5 8.2%
  • 6 mo time frame

    Votes: 6 9.8%
  • on tap, when i want it.

    Votes: 3 4.9%
  • i can't get the mouth off my dick.

    Votes: 2 3.3%
  • it's been while longer.

    Votes: 19 31.1%
  • n/a

    Votes: 5 8.2%
  • dolf

    Votes: 10 16.4%

  • Total voters
    61
I haven't had a great blowjob since my babymother. That was about a year ago. I had plenty of good ones, but they don't compare. Man can she blow.
 
February of last year. Nurses nurse well.
 
'Just to feel that blue, salty bulb, lolling on your tongue.'

I can't remember the last time I had a blowjob, let alone a good one, but it's certainly been years. Why, are you setting yourself up as a charity, Neci? :D
 
Got a total horn when I saw the 'on tap' option and realised, yeah that's me.

That said, while we rarely have sex without her giving me a good while of oral attention - for as long as I want it - I always want to fuck her. So, seeing I pretty well never actually 'blow' in her mouth, should I have voted 'never'?
 
Sunday night, after watching The Talking Dead, I got a 69 blowjob.

Yes, I thought about the neighbor woman.
 
I'm lacking the equipment to receive a blow job...

But I do enjoy giving them.
 
I honestly prefer a good blowjob to sex. Call me lazy, I suppose. It's a wonderful experience. I feel like an angel gets their wings every time I receive one.
 
Blow jobs are like Christmas for your junk that can happen any day of the year.

*pours one out for all the good to great blow jobs past, present, and future*
 
Last year I dated every guy's dream girl: a girl with literally no gag reflex (she'd lost her gag reflex when she had a vocal node surgically removed). Deep throat was the norm.

Let's just say absolutely no resistance is not as exciting as a little bit of resistance.
 
Last year I dated every guy's dream girl: a girl with literally no gag reflex (she'd lost her gag reflex when she had a vocal node surgically removed). Deep throat was the norm.

Let's just say absolutely no resistance is not as exciting as a little bit of resistance.

it's the struggle and ultimate surrender?
 
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