So, I wasn't gone forever after all.

lemonbread

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Things have just been... Difficult at home.

So, anyone wanna cheer me up? Tell me I'm beautiful/awesome? That you missed me? Write me poetry? I only got a pm from one person the entire time I was m.i.a!! Get with it people.
 
Things have just been... Difficult at home.

So, anyone wanna cheer me up? Tell me I'm beautiful/awesome? That you missed me? Write me poetry? I only got a pm from one person the entire time I was m.i.a!! Get with it people.

I want to cover you in poppy seeds and eat you!
 
Things have just been... Difficult at home.

So, anyone wanna cheer me up? Tell me I'm beautiful/awesome? That you missed me? Write me poetry? I only got a pm from one person the entire time I was m.i.a!! Get with it people.

A poem for lemon

Cheer up
You're beautiful
You're awesome
I know how it feels about the pm's.
I only got one while you were gone, too.
 
I don't know you, but I'm in a good mood so I'd like to say I'm sorry things are difficult and I hope things look up for you soon.

Think of kitties and pandas and shit.
 
I've missed you! Sorry things are crappy and hope they improve soon
 
Well, so far in the competition for most lovely gesture, Littlefinger is in the lead. He might get boob selfies later.

Some of you need to step up your game. I don't see any poetry yet.

Also, 1HF, your av is amazing. You might get teh boobs just cuz.
 
Things have just been... Difficult at home.

So, anyone wanna cheer me up? Tell me I'm beautiful/awesome? That you missed me? Write me poetry? I only got a pm from one person the entire time I was m.i.a!! Get with it people.

Yer beautiful and yer awesome and we missed yer beautiful awesomeness. :D

Seriously, we did. There's been a disappointing uptick of schmucks and shitstains lately, farting all over creation. Definitely need moar of the likes of you! ;)

Figured you were taking care of life biz. We all got those times when we gotta step away for a lil' bit and do us 'til things even back out. No worries, we'll always keep the light on and a bottle o' good stuff on the counter for you when you swing back 'round.
 
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lemonbread1 is awesome
And so are...

and...

shit.
 
Well, so far in the competition for most lovely gesture, Littlefinger is in the lead. He might get boob selfies later.

Some of you need to step up your game. I don't see any poetry yet.

Also, 1HF, your av is amazing. You might get teh boobs just cuz.

Yeah, about Litttlefinger,
 
Blueberry Sauce! ( It's the perfect compliment to lemonbread )

There's more to life than Lit, and I normally hope for the best when somebody isn't around. I imagine that they're applying the collective knowledge in their sex lives or something.

I'm sorry you've had a tough time of it, but I look forward to having you around again. You make the GB more enjoyable.
 
Well, so far in the competition for most lovely gesture, Littlefinger is in the lead. He might get boob selfies later.

Some of you need to step up your game. I don't see any poetry yet.

Also, 1HF, your av is amazing. You might get teh boobs just cuz.

Score! I don't do it for the selfies though. It's been kinda shady around here off and on. Could definitely use your sweet attitude to brighten the room. :rose:
 
What is blueberry sauce?

Jelly?
Schnapps?
Remnants of a hit and run involving a tractor?
 
I see you lemonhead
Face all tilted
Only one PM
Makes you feel so jilted

We all missed you
We're all your friends
We have your back
To the very end...

:)
 
I missed your face,
I missed your voice,
I missed your humor too;
I missed.your smile...
Your enchanting eyes,
I'm sorry that you're blue.

Okay, I had a whole 'nother three or four verses but I hope you get that you were missed and definitely thought about.

Welcome back lemony! (((((huggies))))) :rose:
 
You still have a number in your name.

You're might be awesome anyway, but doubt remains.
 
You still have a number in your name.

You're might be awesome anyway, but doubt remains.

You know, ever since I created the account, I have always wondered why I put that stupid 1 in there, and have deeply regretted that decision. It would be so much cooler without the number.
 
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