If You Could Get A Do-over?

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

If you could drop one thing from your history what would go overboard?

College was the colossal blunder of my life. It cost too much money and robbed me of 8 years I coulda used to better purposes. Its the greatest scam of all.

 

[lovecraft68]

My first marriage.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I ended up in a good place.



I would be afraid of The Butterfly Effect.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

My first marriage.

Mine was to an actress. She was bat-shit crazy. The sex was great, crazy sex always is, but then she hooked up with a boyfriend. I called him and told him he had 30 minutes to come and get her or I was coming to kick his ass.



Then she left him for her boss...,



A woman.

 

[lovecraft68]

Mine was to an actress. She was bat-shit crazy. The sex was great, crazy sex always is, but then she hooked up with a boyfriend. I called him and told him he had 30 minutes to come and get her or I was coming to kick his ass.



Then she left him for her boss...,



A woman.

Mine was a bi-polar nut job with compulsive lying disorder. Now she was hot and the sex was the only good thing about it, but the issues outweighed getting laid.

The lying disorder and bi-polar continued after the divorce. I had to get a lawyer to see my kids because she kept trying to say I abused them.

Sadly she passed the BP onto my oldest daughter who does fine until mommy decides to drift back into her life and tell her she doesn't need meds.

She was the definition of "What the fuck was I thinking" and the gift that keeps on giving

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mine was a bi-polar nut job with compulsive lying disorder. Now she was hot and the sex was the only good thing about it, but the issues outweighed getting laid.

The lying disorder and bi-polar continued after the divorce. I had to get a lawyer to see my kids because she kept trying to say I abused them.

Sadly she passed the BP onto my oldest daughter who does fine until mommy decides to drift back into her life and tell her she doesn't need meds.

She was the definition of "What the fuck was I thinking" and the gift that keeps on giving

You poor man. I cannot imagine your pain.

The problem is that with crazy chicks, the sex is great, fantastic even, but once the sex is over, the crazy is still there.

 

[lovecraft68]

You poor man. I cannot imagine your pain.

The problem is that with crazy chicks, the sex is great, fantastic even, but once the sex is over, the crazy is still there.

Yup a whole different kind of fucking.

Thing was I was kind of fucked up myself back in the beginning, but as time went on and kids became involved, I evolved and got my shit together, she chose to wallow in hers and tries to take as many with her as she can.

She is remarried and that guy has become a cuckold like the kind you read about here in the Loving wives section

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Marriage. Both of 'em. Partly their fault, but mostly mine. Just an institution I was not cut out for.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Yup a whole different kind of fucking.

Thing was I was kind of fucked up myself back in the beginning, but as time went on and kids became involved, I evolved and got my shit together, she chose to wallow in hers and tries to take as many with her as she can.

She is remarried and that guy has become a cuckold like the kind you read about here in the Loving wives section

*chuckle*

We were both partying and I thought it was cool that she kept bringing other chicks to our marital bed, but seriously, if I had not been stoned most of the time, warning bells would have been screaming a klaxon alarm....



Colonel. I never would have guessed that. Maybe you have to be in a crazy place to actually appreciate the institution when it finally works for you.

 

[lovecraft68]

Marriage. Both of 'em. Partly their fault, but mostly mine. Just an institution I was not cut out for.

I know someone who is on number four and having issues in that one. As I listen to him ramble about all "her" problems, I have to think that by the third failed marriage you really have to start looking at what they all had in common....him.

 

[MaryanneB]

I know someone who is on number four and having issues in that one. As I listen to him ramble about all "her" problems, I have to think that by the third failed marriage you really have to start looking at what they all had in common....him.

I have an ex that has been married 3 times and lived with numerous women.
His 3rd wife is now a friend on Facebook. She calls me #1 and I refer to her as #3.
He just reads the posts and, I'm sure, rolls his eyes and doesn't have a clue....

 

[Tryharder62]

My husband and I bought an old house when we were first married in the town that he works. It had at one time been a great house. It had been empty for several years and needed repair. The town we live in is small but it is not a cute little town. It sucks- to be frank. When I got pregnant, my husband and I talked and asked ourselves should we remodel the house, it was not a good place for kids, or move. We ended up taking the house down to the studs and building on. The problem now is we have a great house on a crappy basement and will never be able to get the true value of our house out of it because no one wants to move to this town.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Definitely would've finished school.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It should have been a multiple choice poll.


On the other hand, I wouldn't be the bright shining exemplary human I am today without every shitty decision and every pathetic mistake I have made along the way.


Oh, yeah, there was lots of l00ny-t00nz p00n along the way . . . .

 

[smoothg103rd]

Loony Poon is the best. Them crazy chicks knows how to fuck.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

In the end, it hurts too bad to continue.


One definition of insanity is doing the same damn dumb shit over and over and expecting that, this time, it'll turn out differently.


After about 8 or 9 times repeating, you have to conclude that it's nuts . . . or that you're a psychopath.

 

[Riles]

I have a hard time regretting my marriage even though I had to end it. Without it, I wouldn't have my little men. But I overestimated my abilities and thought I could love my ex healthy by working harder along side him. I was very naive and my mistakes were the killing kind to our relationship. I own my part and it hurts like hell that I had to leave a life I believed in and wanted so much....but my boys need to see another side of life and it's my job to give it to them.

No regrets, just a boatload of sorrow I'm tending to.

 

[Que]

^^That fairly sums it up for me as well. I wouldn't have the kids I have, and they wouldn't be the great people they are if I hadn't decided she was Mom material.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I would have got a degree in engineering or science instead of the useless degree I got.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I know someone who is on number four and having issues in that one. As I listen to him ramble about all "her" problems, I have to think that by the third failed marriage you really have to start looking at what they all had in common....him.

Exactly. Mickey Rooney? Elizabeth Taylor? What in God's name were they thinking?

 

[MNGuy]

I would have gone to the other college I considered with a different degree.

Or not have killed that guy.

 

[Super-Surprise]

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[RobDownSouth]

March 22, 1978. Picked a different parachute from the rigger shed.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

March 22, 1978. Picked a different parachute from the rigger shed.

Or a different hobby, maybe?

 

[Tigersman]

I would want to start over at age 11 knowing what I do today, go to med school as I dreamed about then meet up again with my soulmate that I dumped because of my ego.