Why I no longer sleep in the closet.

[parodyluvr75]

I keep the door to my closet shut ever since an incident when I was a little bird where I woke up late one night to see this weird screaming human with bloodshot eyes leering back at me from the pitch darkness outside my closet. He called me an alien and broke my favorite bell ball when he was trying to stomp on me.

That was a truly traumatizing experience and I never slept in that closet again.


Drink up.

 

[CandiCame]

You had an opportunity to make a great gay joke and you missed it. I'm afraid I shall never be able to forgive you.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You had an opportunity to make a great gay joke and you missed it. I'm afraid I shall never be able to forgive you.

I agree 100%.

In fact, I was just about to do the same thing...

 

[pointless]

when i was younger my closet smelled very, very bad and i could never figure out why.

until we moved and we found a crushed mouse underneath a box of random toys that i hadn't moved in years.

good times.

the water there tasted like fertilizer. that's not relevant, but it is true. fucking rural living blows ass.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You had an opportunity to make a great gay joke and you missed it. I'm afraid I shall never be able to forgive you.

Sometimes you don't want to go for the obvious, the unexpected can be more fun. You know you still love me, my little penguin.

 

[parodyluvr75]

when i was younger my closet smelled very, very bad and i could never figure out why.

until we moved and we found a crushed mouse underneath a box of random toys that i hadn't moved in years.

good times.

the water there tasted like fertilizer. that's not relevant, but it is true. fucking rural living blows ass.

Dead mouse is the worst.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought he was a Popping Jay...


:shrug:

 

[1HF]

when i was younger my closet smelled very, very bad and i could never figure out why.

until we moved and we found a crushed mouse underneath a box of random toys that i hadn't moved in years.

good times.

the water there tasted like fertilizer. that's not relevant, but it is true. fucking rural living blows ass.

Semi-related ( kinda ).

Last year this horrific smell was emanating from my daughter's closet. I asked her if she had food in there or something and she said no. Could NOT figure out what the smell was.

Eventually I went through the whole closet. Turns out at Easter she grabbed one hard-boiled egg while egg hunting ( I had done plastic ) and left it in her basket. In the closet.

That was a nasty smell.

 

[CandiCame]

One time my cat Starr peed in the closet when I was a kid. I was living with my mom in government housing and we were NOT supposed to have a cat. But it smelled SO MUCH like cat pee. We tried everything to get it up and eventually my mom cut the carpet out and threw it away. She just kinda figured that the landlady would never look in the closet in the kid's room and if she did, fuck her.

 

[pointless]

Semi-related ( kinda ).

Last year this horrific smell was emanating from my daughter's closet. I asked her if she had food in there or something and she said no. Could NOT figure out what the smell was.

Eventually I went through the whole closet. Turns out at Easter she grabbed one hard-boiled egg while egg hunting ( I had done plastic ) and left it in her basket. In the closet.

That was a nasty smell.

i've smelled that as well. it's quite sharp. it's at least up there with the smell of death.