The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Riles]

I mean, don't get me wrong. She also likes the red ones.

Just not as much.

The blue ones last longer.

 

[Saint Peter]

The blue ones last longer.

They all get "lost" at the same rate. The black ones are tougher to see under the couch.

 

[islandman]

It's the girly girl in me. I get super excited by the smell of a new pair of fine leather boots or soft, lacy, or frilly things. Yes, my affection can be bought for short term.

I took your advice and just purchased two Ken Cole slim-cutsuits.

I'll feel better once I go pick them up?

 

[Saint Peter]

Skinny jeans!!

 

[islandman]

Jeggings, actually.

Don' hate.

 

[Riles]

They all get "lost" at the same rate. The black ones are tougher to see under the couch.

I rescued a kitten from a vent with a vacuum once, perhaps you can do the same for your Kongs.

I took your advice and just purchased two Ken Cole slim-cutsuits.

I'll feel better once I go pick them up?

Once you put it on.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Not Normal]

I get really annoyed when I see a snow covered car and the only attempt at snow removal is the windshield wipers. That instantly tells me two things about the driver:
1) They are just fucking lazy.
2) They aren't concerned with visibility, and they just expect others drivers to look out for them.

 

[islandman]

Pics...

Over drinks at the bar.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm a die hard tomboy, I guess. Jeans, tshirt, chucks and I'm good.

I'll get dolled up; it's just not my natural or preferred state.

ETA: easily substitute Toms for chucks

Cue stickman angst in 3, 2, 1...

How YOU doin'?

 

[dolf]

 

[islandman]

Honey? Meh.

 

[Lancecastor]

Piercing.

 

[Tathagata]

Any Fool can run towards the light. It takes a master with courage to turn and face the darkness and shine his own light there

- LF

Indeed

 

[Tathagata]

Ear worm!

And the coolest dance moves.

 

[Tathagata]

It's almost enough to get dance magic, dance out of my head. Damn Bowie.

The power of Byrne compels you...

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

I mean, Nickelback gets some awful reviews, but overall are capable of being a crowd-pleasing choice. Here, for your reading and listening pleasure, the five least awful Nickelback songs: http://consequenceofsound.net/2014/11/nickelback-five-least-awful-songs/.

Drink up, GB.

FYI, this whole Nickelback thing started as a joke in the HT. Thanks for bringing here, pmann.

That's it, you're on time out.

 

[phantom4533]

I wish I had a Zamboni.

 

[phantom4533]

If I had a pair of skates I'd go out and skate in my parking lot if I knew how to skate.

 

[Killswitch]

Bummerness is realizing you forgot your wallet at home....when you're in aisle two of the grocery store!

 

[Sean]

Hank Epton ‏@HankEpton 1 hr1 hour ago
If I keep my child away from science and history classes as a child, will that vaccinate him against the gayness? #CPACQ

 

[DesEsseintes]

Bummerness is realizing you forgot your wallet at home....when you're in aisle two of the grocery store!

You never spoke a truer word. Aisle 1 or 3, you can laugh it off. Even aisles 4 through to 9 can see the funny side after a tense moment or two. But aisle 2? Don't fuck with aisle 2, man. You don't know what he knows, and you ain't seen what he seen.

 

[Killswitch]

Hank Epton ‏@HankEpton 1 hr1 hour ago
If I keep my child away from science and history classes as a child, will that vaccinate him against the gayness? #CPACQ

CPAC is comedy gold. It's going on all weekend.

 

[Killswitch]

You never spoke a truer word. Aisle 1 or 3, you can laugh it off. Even aisles 4 through to 9 can see the funny side after a tense moment or two. But aisle 2? Don't fuck with aisle 2, man. You don't know what he knows, and you ain't seen what he seen.

It matters because aisle zero is veggies and aisle 1 is meat so I had to put shit back. I left non perishables in my buggy and started over when I returned.