The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Saint Peter]

Most rock journalism is people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.

Frank Zappa

 

[Saint Peter]

Dear Dog,

Stop farting or I am going to stop feeding.

Love,
Pete

 

[dolf]

He wears his wedding ring around the house because he's so excited to have it on. I guess that means I own him too?

there aren't enough 'awww!'s in the world.

 

[MonaLittle]

there aren't enough 'awww!'s in the world.

This! This is how I wanted to respond but could not find the words.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Wings]

My cup overfloweth.

 

[dolf]

untainted orgasm...

 

[NHKitty]

He wears his wedding ring around the house because he's so excited to have it on. I guess that means I own him too?

So sweet!

 

[neci]

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/1020527/david-byrne-o.gif

Ear worm!

 

[neci]

It's almost enough to get dance magic, dance out of my head. Damn Bowie.

 

[islandman]

Dear Dog-Daddy,

If you don't feed, your shoes are fair game.


Much love,

Smartest Lab in the world

 

[Killswitch]

Yeah, who tries to Skype while they're Krogering?

Married people.

 

[Wings]

So sweet!

 

[islandman]

http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE1LzAyLzI2L2I2L1BJQTE5MTg1X2lwLmE4MjU5LmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTk1MHg1MzQjCmUJanBn/1d323224/280/PIA19185_ip.jpg

Take us to your leader...

 

[Killswitch]

He wears his wedding ring around the house because he's so excited to have it on. I guess that means I own him too?

Now I know you women think this is some great thing but it's pretty fucking weird if you ask me.

If he wears it all the time when home....

If he wore it once or so to make you smile thats different.

 

[Lancecastor]

He wears his wedding ring around the house because he's so excited to have it on. I guess that means I own him too?

Dude has girly hands and a manicure, so yeah, your probably own him.

Good luck with that.

 

[Riles]

I retail therapy days!

 

[islandman]

Buy me something pretty.

 

[1HF]

It's almost enough to get dance magic, dance out of my head. Damn Bowie.

I just watched Labyrinth again the other day. It's my comfort movie when I'm sick or gloomy.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Now I know you women think this is some great thing but it's pretty fucking weird if you ask me.

If he wears it all the time when home....

If he wore it once or so to make you smile thats different.

Out of mere idle curiosity, when was the last time someone did ask you your opinion, instead of you offering it anyway?

"His whole attitude recalled irresistibly to the mind that of some assiduous hound who will persist in laying a dead rat on the drawing-room carpet, though repeatedly apprised by word and gesture that the market for same is sluggish or even non-existent."
PG Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I just watched Labyrinth again the other day. It's my comfort movie when I'm sick or gloomy.

A movie to get lost in.

Aha hahahaha. Lordy, I amuse myself. <Wipes away tear.>

Have you see Pan's Labyrinth? Also a brilliant movie, but perhaps not quite so comforting.

 

[Killswitch]

Out of mere idle curiosity, when was the last time someone did ask you your opinion, instead of you offering it anyway?

"His whole attitude recalled irresistibly to the mind that of some assiduous hound who will persist in laying a dead rat on the drawing-room carpet, though repeatedly apprised by word and gesture that the market for same is sluggish or even non-existent."
PG Wodehouse, The Code of the Woosters.

I can not recall.

 

[Wings]

Now I know you women think this is some great thing but it's pretty fucking weird if you ask me.

If he wears it all the time when home....

If he wore it once or so to make you smile thats different.

I didn't ask you.

Dude has girly hands and a manicure, so yeah, your probably own him.

Good luck with that.

Thanks!

 

[Riles]

Buy me something pretty.

How 'bout I buy ME something pretty....with you in mind?


Oh wait....that doesn't work. Sorry for your luck.

 

[Spins]

Damn the man. Not working today. Fuck it and all that other stuff too.