The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[JohnnySavage]

Kathie Lee annoys the piss right out of me. NBC is the only channel I get on my office tv though or I'd turn the channel. So I'll sit here and throw my nerf ball at the tv every time she says something stupid.

 

[1HF]

A movie to get lost in.

Aha hahahaha. Lordy, I amuse myself. <Wipes away tear.>

Have you see Pan's Labyrinth? Also a brilliant movie, but perhaps not quite so comforting.

Haha. You amuse me, also.

I have indeed. My sister made me see it in the theaters while I was pregnant with my first munchkin. I really enjoyed it, though I was a bit too hormonal to appreciate it as much at the time. Watching it again later I liked it a lot more.

 

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[Saint Peter]

How 'bout I buy ME something pretty....with you in mind?


Oh wait....that doesn't work. Sorry for your luck.

Ruby likes the black ones best.

http://www.k9station.com/images/kongblack.jpg

 

[1HF]

All this talk of jewelry and rings.

I want sparklies too, damn it.

 

[islandman]

How 'bout I buy ME something pretty....with you in mind?


Oh wait....that doesn't work. Sorry for your luck.

Actually, that works quite well.

Just remember to send me pics.

 

[Killswitch]

I didn't ask you.



Thanks!

You never ask me anything. I'm starting to think you don't like me.

 

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[Jennifer]

All this talk of jewelry and rings.

I want sparklies too, damn it.

Me, too. But without the commitment. How does that work??

 

[Riles]

Me, too. But without the commitment. How does that work??

It's called anal sex, darling.

 

[yossi]

I just watched Labyrinth again the other day. It's my comfort movie when I'm sick or gloomy.

The last time I was sick, I had horrible chills and couldn't get warm so I filled up the bath with super hot water and set up my laptop so I could watch while I soaked. Best time I've had while wanting to die because of not being able to function or breathe properly.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Me, too. But without the commitment. How does that work??

Is Hugh Hefner still available?

 

[NHKitty]

Kathie Lee annoys the piss right out of me. NBC is the only channel I get on my office tv though or I'd turn the channel. So I'll sit here and throw my nerf ball at the tv every time she says something stupid.

You must be exhausted!

I can't stand her either.

 

[ryan8558]

Kathie Lee annoys the piss right out of me. NBC is the only channel I get on my office tv though or I'd turn the channel. So I'll sit here and throw my nerf ball at the tv every time she says something stupid.

So, how many nerf balls have you worn out?

 

[Wings]

You never ask me anything. I'm starting to think you don't like me.

I'm not your biggest fan, no. I don't wish death on you either. Mainly I know you exist but not a part of my universe because even when you're being nice it's just a front for your bitchiness.

 

[Jennifer]

Is Hugh Hefner still available?

No. I think he married one of them.

 

[1HF]

Me, too. But without the commitment. How does that work??

I'm afraid it doesn't. *sigh*

The last time I was sick, I had horrible chills and couldn't get warm so I filled up the bath with super hot water and set up my laptop so I could watch while I soaked. Best time I've had while wanting to die because of not being able to function or breathe properly.

This is an excellent idea. I took a hot bath yesterday, but wasn't ready to get out when the water started to get cold so I drained it partially and refilled with scalding hot water. Ahhh.

 

[DesEsseintes]

No. I think he married one of them.

Thus shattering the dreams of every ageing lounge-lizard out there.

 

[Riles]

Retail therapy is so not for me. I only enjoy shopping for gifts and books.

It's the girly girl in me. I get super excited by the smell of a new pair of fine leather boots or soft, lacy, or frilly things. Yes, my affection can be bought for short term.

 

[Saint Peter]

I mean, don't get me wrong. She also likes the red ones.

Just not as much.

 

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[Killswitch]

It's the girly girl in me. I get super excited by the smell of a new pair of fine leather boots or soft, lacy, or frilly things. Yes, my affection can be bought for short term.

Mall Hottie!

 

[1HF]

I'm with Riles. I love shopping.

Buying new, pretty things makes me happy.

I also love grocery shopping or buying craft supplies too.

 

[Que]

I'm with Riles. I love shopping.

Buying new, pretty things makes me happy.

I also love grocery shopping or buying craft supplies too.

If I ever get around to driving Mom's stuff down from Oregon I'll have to swing by and let about 30 boxes fall off the back of the truck. As I was packing her up I decided she could stock a Michaels and a Joanns.

 

[Riles]

I'm a die hard tomboy, I guess. Jeans, tshirt, chucks and I'm good.

I'll get dolled up; it's just not my natural or preferred state.

ETA: easily substitute Toms for chucks

Cue stickman angst in 3, 2, 1...

I get this.

For me, the girly side always balanced the farmer in me. I had to spend a great deal of time doing hard, dirty, physical work that wasn't very 'feminine', so it always felt better knowing there was something pretty underneath or waiting for me after.