What do you do when you develop a crush on someone you shouldn't?

[GirlChris]

Have you had this experience? How did you handle it?

If you need examples of "someone you shouldn't", think along the lines of teachers, pastors, etc.

 

[seth6138]

Have you had this experience? How did you handle it?

If you need examples of "someone you shouldn't", think along the lines of teachers, pastors, people along those lines.

I almost had an incident with my sister in law.....good thing I stopped my hand inches from her leg....

 

[chillywilly2]

Leave it be, no good can come from it

 

[CandiCame]

I don't understand the question. If it ain't gonna happen, it's not gonna happen. Do you want instructions on how to jack off or something?

Edit: Also, why can't you fuck your pastor? They get married and shit. They're not celibate like priests.

 

[chillywilly2]

Priests...celibate...good one Candi

 

[CandiCame]

Priests...celibate...good one Candi

Hey! The church was very clear on it's stance that if you're under 12 it doesn't count.

So, child molester joke.

A man hiding from the cops runs into the church to take sanctuary and hide. He ducks into the confessional and someone comes in to confess.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned." She begins, "I have lusted. My lover and I aren't married, but I performed fellatio on him."

The man panics. He doesn't know anything about prayers but has a vague idea that a certain amount of 'Hail Mary's or something will fix it. And he doesn't want to give away his hiding spot so he has to come up with /something/ to tell her. So he sticks his head out and grabs an alter boy by the shoulder.

"Hey," he asks in a panic, "What does the priest usually give for a blowjob?"

The alter boy thinks a minute a responds, "A candybar?"

 

[chillywilly2]

Hey! The church was very clear on it's stance that if you're under 12 it doesn't count.

or a Nun

 

[eyer]

Have you had this experience? How did you handle it?

If you need examples of "someone you shouldn't", think along the lines of teachers, pastors, people along those lines.

Probably the most sensible thing to do...

...is just go back and pass 5th grade this time.

 

[Noor]

Walk away.

 

[Lancecastor]

Have you had this experience? How did you handle it?

If you need examples of "someone you shouldn't", think along the lines of teachers, pastors, people along those lines.

Having sex with someone you're not supposed to have sex with is super hot.

And the memories will last much longer than the brief upset if/when you get caught.

go for it!

 

[dolf]

you enjoy the feeling for what it is.

 

[Noor]

Nobody marks him, right? I mean there is no reason to challenge the crap he says, is there?

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

If they want you they'll come get you. I don't do decoder rings and secret hand-shakes. If any math is involved in the interaction I don't respond, tho I have, and gotten laid soon afterwards.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Do you want them because you're not suppose to, or do you want them because you actually know them?

 

[girlsmiley]

Have you had this experience? How did you handle it?

If you need examples of "someone you shouldn't", think along the lines of teachers, pastors, people along those lines.

Ha.

You have a username like mine.

 

[thør]

Leave it be, no good can come from it

But, the pastor's daughter was worth the time I will spend in hell....

 

[townieamy]

Say his name under my breath while I pleasure myself.

 

[spacekowboy]

I usually pull their hair and kick them in the shins.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Why can't you fuck your teacher or pastor? Thought you were going to say your friend wife or husband. If it isn't a relative or a friend girlfriend I'll fuck her.

 

[Pookie]

But, the pastor's daughter was worth the time I will spend in hell....

The pastor's son was not so much.

 

[Lancecastor]

Your profile says you're 24, so you might as well follow your heart and crotch and see where it takes you.

Good judgement is usually developed by making bad decisions....so you might as well try the gamut!


An example...

My Secretary

When I was 26 I had a 40 year old married legal secretary who was very professional and very attractive.

But...I knew her husband, as they owned the cottage two lots up the lake from mine, so I kept her legs, eyes and scent out of my mind.

He was actually the one who asked me if I needed a secretary, as I knew him before meeting her...she usually stayed in the city and he brought his sons to the lake or she'd stay to herself, sunbathing on their deck.

She developed a huge crush on me, doing things like turning to slowly close my office door when she brought files in, leaning in and bending over beside me while I signed letters, her breast against my arm, rubbing her hip against my shoulder, and she'd whisper, asking me if she'd typed the letter the way I liked....her index finger just brushing against my hand ever so slightly.

She almost always wore black stockings, heels, had a slim build, short skirts, lacy camisoles, small breasts, no bra, silk blouses, dark curly hair, deep violet eyes.

She was hard to resist, so it wasn't long before I was reaching under her skirt to stroke her inner thighs when she brought papers in...and she was giving my erection a quick squeeze.

I was always an early bird, at the office by 7 most days....she showed up early one Monday and wound up sucking my cock in the lunch room until we heard the next person unlock the front door.

I had her and her husband over to my cottage one weekend for a bbq, drinks and a bonfire...while doing the dishes she came in and reached under my shorts to stroke my wet cock not 20 feet away from her husband.

And of course whenever he was out of town on business, we fucked like mink.

This went on for over a year... and then one day he was transferred and they moved away.

It was always naughty, wrong, a bit dangerous....but to this day, I remember it oh so well.

 

[GirlChris]

Do you want them because you're not suppose to, or do you want them because you actually know them?

Personality. I can't actually say I know this person well. I've been getting to know him a little at a time over the past year, but he's still more of an acquaintance than a friend.

Why can't you fuck your teacher or pastor? Thought you were going to say your friend wife or husband. If it isn't a relative or a friend girlfriend I'll fuck her.

Conflict of interest and all that jazz.

 

[Lancecastor]

So what you do in these situations is....nothing?

 

[missgreekgeek]

I don't really understand the preacher/pastor part as I'm not religious.
The teacher part- yes.
I once had a major crush on the guy's gym teacher in 10th grade.
He was a new teacher, young, built, very attractive.
And if the fucker hadn't moved- I'm sure once I hit 18 we'd have had ourselves an affair.

It's human nature to want what we can't have, no?

 

[neci]

i ask to see their balls.

*cough*

manu.

*cough*