Love to Read & Sean....do we approve?

[parodyluvr75]

Sigh. Okay. But just for you.

FYI, carbs make me really happy. You ever feel like sending some pasta or bread or potatoes my way, I'd be REALLY happy. Jussss sayin'.

:foodpimp:

Thank goodness.

Yes, ma'am!

*runs to the kitchen and starts cooking*

 

[lovetoread]

Hey, this thread was supposed to be about me buying dick!

 

[Garnate]

Hey, this thread was supposed to be about me buying dick!

The important question is whether you'll buy vagina. If so, allow me to leave my card with you.

 

[lovetoread]

I buy my vaginas at the Jockey Lot.

 

[Garnate]

 

[Wings]

I buy my vaginas at the Jockey Lot.

Heightest.

 

[evesdream]

I never picked you for stupid.
Before now

Choke on it, you racist cow.

Your delightful thread is going beautifully Lance. How do you do it?

 

[Lancecastor]

Choke on it, you racist cow.

Your delightful thread is going beautifully Lance. How do you do it?

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

I mean, who would have ever thought a sane woman would get on a plane to visit Sean???

Then again, LTR has been with Ish and godknowswhoelse.

It's certainly worthy of discussion, methinks.

 

[unregistered]

 

[evesdream]

Truth is always stranger than fiction.

I mean, who would have ever thought a sane woman would get on a plane to visit Sean???

Then again, LTR has been with Ish and godknowswhoelse.

It's certainly worthy of discussion, methinks.

You're killing it in green today...

 

[Lancecastor]

The history of the GB is littered with stories of intramural romances gone wrong.

Sure, 15 years ago there was a thrill in jumping on a plane to fuck a stranger you thought you knew from a web forum.

I would be interested in hearing more about this bromance.

 

[silver gurl]

How about ones that go right? Been with my "Lit" husband for 5 years. Married for 4.
If they are happy, that is great. Why should you care?

 

[Paendragon]

As long as they approve of it, I approve of it. I would also approve of having one night with LTR for myself, in case anyone wants to make that poll.

 

[islandman]

I had a shot with LTR once.

She was all, like, "So, how about that new iOS?"

I responded, "Closed ecosystems don't do it for me. I like Android."


That was the end of that.

 

[BotanyBoy]

If they are happy super...I mean LTR has never given me any shit.

That being said Sean is a fucking piece of shit and I hope LTR ends up cutting his junk off while he sleeps.

 

[Paendragon]

I had a shot with LTR once.

She was all, like, "So, how about that new iOS?"

I responded, "Closed ecosystems don't do it for me. I like Android."


That was the end of that.

Oh no. Is she an Apple-ite?

 

[Saint Peter]

My Lab is smarter than you fuckers.

 

[islandman]

Oh no. Is she an Apple-ite?

That was a long time ago, so she might have moved on to other OSes.

I don't recall her typing out 'KitKat' or 'Lollipop' recently, to that might be a clue.

My Lab is smarter than you fuckers.

It is also smarter than you.

AND a better swimmer.

AND likely does doggy-style better.

 

[pointless]

I buy my vaginas at the Jockey Lot.

as a guy who knows what this means i'm going to have to call you fucking gross.

 

[Saint Peter]

It is also smarter than you.

AND a better swimmer.

AND likely does doggy-style better.

Her slapshot is weak.

 

[neci]

i hope they're having fun!

 

[islandman]

Her slapshot is weak.

Didn't know it also played for the Av's.

 

[Littlefinger]

i hope they're having fun!

Agreed. Barely know either of them much, although Sean is sometimes a bit of a brute. They're both not dead yet and not getting any younger! Have fun and enjoy each other.

 

[Saint Peter]

Didn't know it also played for the Av's.

If only hockey pucks tasted like pheasants.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

That's a mirror

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