How about Tiger Woods

[MagicFingers]

And his fellow golfer and niece, Cheyenne Woods. She's on the LPGA tour now and looking good. Why not? He's screwed everyone else. He'd probably screw up his back though.

 

[sirhugs]

....ewwww and double ewwwww

 

[Carnevil9]

You could call it: "Put It In The Hole."

 

[Hypoxia]

You could call it: "Put It In The Hole."

A Hole In One (Anal)

The Nineteenth Hole (Group Sex)

Water Hazard (fetish)

Teed Off (non-con)

 

[Carnevil9]

Keep Your Left Arm Straight and Don't Forget to Follow Through (guided masturbation)

 

[Hypoxia]

Keep Your Left Arm Straight and Don't Forget to Follow Through (guided masturbation)

I think that's too long for a LIT title. No, 3-PUTTING (guided masturbation) is it.

As it happens, I just gargled golf masturbation and got hits for golf, strangling small animals and masturbation and jerk-off shots, among others. When do golf bunnies become plot bunnies? Do lubed drivers make good anal probes? Do golfers really have small, hard, dry balls? Oh yeah, don't forget the giant mutant golf bunny that shits-out golf balls. It could happen, right?

 

[sr71plt]

Four! (shall we go for five?)

 

[Hypoxia]

Four! (shall we go for five?)

I think it's FORE! in which case you'll go for HIND!

 

[sr71plt]

I think it's FORE! in which case you'll go for HIND!

Right, but "fore" doesn't track the context. Literary license. Your take works well, though.

 

[Blase]

Right, but "fore" doesn't track the context. Literary license. You take works well, though.

I'm not sure that "fore" doesn't work. Don't some ladies prefer uncut?

 

[MagicFingers]

I didn't say I'd read it or watch it if written

In fact, I forgot I started this for a couple of days. Sorry- pain meds you know.
But I love the thought process here and got a couple if ideas. Thanks