Reasons for dirty talk

[catimann]

1) It turns you on.

That may be true and it may work for most but some people do not talk dirty period. Attempting to get them to do so is harder than pulling teeth from a live moose.

Perhaps more reasons would be helpful so that is the query.

What reasons can you give for dirty talk?

Male or female, I doubt it matters. If it does to you pick the one you like and give the reason.

 

[xtinelauren1]

Dirty talk can be really uncomfortable for some people. Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't want to try and force someone into doing anything that makes them feel that way.

But to answer your question, when I'm in the right mood dirty talking can put me over the edge. It just gives me a chance to tell loose, and I like that. It's fun.

 

[catimann]

. . . . when I'm in the right mood dirty talking can put me over the edge. It just gives me a chance to tell loose, and I like that. It's fun.

Right I've had my girl friend at a very nice level and started to talk dirty. The basic animal sounds that she emitted after that took us both over the edge.

It's not about comfort, only about the reasons for doing it.

 

[southern_gal]

We had a superbowl party and I spent the better part of the next day cleaning after his slob friends tore my house to pieces. That gave me lots of reasons to talk dirty.

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

We had a superbowl party and I spent the better part of the next day cleaning after his slob friends tore my house to pieces. That gave me lots of reasons to talk dirty.

For some strange reason I doubt that is the kind of dirty talk the O/P was thinking of. (G)

 

[southern_gal]

For some strange reason I doubt that is the kind of dirty talk the O/P was thinking of. (G)

You may be right but I sure used the F word a lot.

 

[Hypoxia]

I talk dirty all the time. Mostly to myself. I think of some major or minor faux pas from my recent or distant past and I chastise myself. "Shit piss fuck cunt motherfucker moron cocksucker dispshit cuntbreath asswipe dicknose cuntdrip fucktard shit piss..." becomes my somewhat-subvocalized mantra. I don't talk dirty to my partner; doesn't work. I'm not sure my auto-Tourette's works either, but I can't stop. Somebody, shoot me.

 

[wetandwhat]

I like dirty talk. I love it whispered in my ear and I can drive my man over the edge with it. I think for a lot of people it can really add (or subtract if done poorly) a naughty element to sex. I've even talked dirty to myself when the mood hit me.

 

[mnbreastluver]

We had a superbowl party and I spent the better part of the next day cleaning after his slob friends tore my house to pieces. That gave me lots of reasons to talk dirty.

Lol. I bet women across America talked dirty the next day. Especially the ones that had to go to work.

 

[southern_gal]

I really wish I could talk dirty and feel sexy doing it. I type the F word more than I say it and that's not often. I do like it when hubs does it to me so I get the attraction. I like being talked to like the town tramp on her knees occasionally but when I try it, I feel silly. Maybe I need to practice more in real life? Yeah that isn't gonna work too well either.

 

[Steffi200051]

Basically it is easy. After getting situated simply tell him in words what he's doing. It will drive him wild when you say the simplest phrases like, " yes, that's it, get me good..."

 

[Garnate]

For me it greatly depends on who I am with. I was in a relationship for a good while and in fact I felt really awkward and turned off doing it. In hindsight I never felt comfortable or safe with this person, deep in my core I just knew what he was selling me was "not right" and thus I could not let go and go there easily, happily or authentically.

I wondered what was wrong with me when in my life it's never been an issue.

Since then, with a new partner I have gone there with ease and delight and great great filth and realised it was not what was wrong with me, but what was wrong with the relationship.

Definitely best to just move on completely, then. Sounds like a good thing the relationship ended. Too many of us stick around too long.

 

[MelnMe]

Dirty talk in porn films is usually rubbish. They don't have a clue.

I'd love to write a script for a woman in a porn film!

 

[Garnate]

We both moved on many moons ago. Glad we have the Garnate endorsement of decisions made though!

It comes with a money-back guarantee.

 

[Miles Long]

It comes with a money-back guarantee.

Give me my money back, you money-grubbing whore.


Requesting a refund is another reason for dirty talk!

 

[Hypoxia]

Better a money back guarantee than a free set of steak knives in the back, they say.

*Any* knives in the back, free or not, can be unpleasant. Ouch.

As for guarantees, my favorite, from the long-ago producer of a strange periodical, is: "This offer expires when I do. Asbestos editions will be forwarded in case you don't make it."

On other subjects, he wrote:

* It is a narrow minded person who thinks there is only one way to spell a word.

* I never did learn how to spell, – but I did learn the typesetter's rule, – "Set up type as long as you can hold your breath without turning blue in the face, then put in a comma. When you gape, put in a semicolon, and when you want to sneeze, that's the time to make a paragraph."

* Nobody ever drowned himself in sweat.

 

[catimann]

Dirty talk in porn films is usually rubbish. They don't have a clue.

I'd love to write a script for a woman in a porn film!

Ok why not do that here? Write the scene and then the text for the woman and man.

 

[eric60red]

Better a money back guarantee than eta free set of steak knives in the back, they say.

I never get any complaints, because SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED, and I am free of charge. Talking dirty comes natural to me, I cant help it I know some swear words as well