The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Noor]

how does a soul get seduced?

It happens when you are not looking and not thinking about it.
In the middle of a fight or a quiet day when you suddenly find yourself thinking/saying "there is nothing I would rather do right than spend time doing anything at all with you" and nothing else matters. That is it, you are toast.

 

[bluebell]

Bluebell makes me happy. Cute little wiggle butt

I'm gonna make you fat by proxy.

 

[1HF]

I'm gonna make you fat by proxy.

I already figure I'm going to have to do some serious dieting when I get back.

Bring on the sweets and junk food. I'm ready.

 

[Killswitch]

http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/funny-gifs-its-party-time.gif

 

[AllyRose]

What a hoot.

 

[Saucyminx]

Adorable.

 

[dolf]

now i'm popping pills. here begins five days of prescription painkillers and antifibrinolytics.

 

[dolf]

i will be wallowing in self pity in an unattractive and unpleasant way. and i'm entirely unapologetic.

 

[1HF]

i will be wallowing in self pity in an unattractive and unpleasant way. and i'm entirely unapologetic.

Poor baby. There there.

Does coddling help?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Killswitch]

now i'm popping pills. here begins five days of prescription painkillers and antifibrinolytics.

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[eyer]

i will be wallowing in self pity in an unattractive and unpleasant way. and i'm entirely unapologetic.

Your GB Drama Queen crown has passed...

...wanker queen now reigns.

2004-2014, RIP dolf...

...long live queen wank!

 

[dolf]

Do it.

*ahem*

why is nobody bringing me chocolate and belly rubs? why are you all so selfish? i want a menopause and poetry and a life size chocolate giraffe!!

*curtseys*

 

[neci]

pop an extra pill for me, just cause.

 

[Jennifer]

Poor baby. There there.

Does coddling help?

Coddling always helps.

 

[unregistered]

 

[dolf]

Poor baby. There there.

Does coddling help?

Dolf

coddling and hearts totally help.

 

[dolf]

pop an extra pill for me, just cause.

naughty neci! i never exceed the recommended dose. i actually set an alarm so that i know when i'm allowed another. not that i need it, because i spend the last hour watching the clock and wanting to cry, like the hardcore badass bitch i am.

Well, looks like you're shit outta luck, lady.

the poetry was step too far?

 

[rimmy]

i will be wallowing in self pity in an unattractive and unpleasant way. and i'm entirely unapologetic.

Is there an attractive and pleasant way to wallow?

 

[Killswitch]

Make sure you thank and quote everyone but me Sybil.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It's the Year of the Goat.

 

[Not Normal]

Bad time for mouthbreather Pete to get outed.

Could have had Garnate and 1HF on each arm.

D'OH!

I seriously have my doubts about people who respond to Betty or Eeyore in any kind of kind or serious manner. They both deserve to die in a fire holding hands.

The thing about Killy is that he WANTS to be a nice guy, and WANTS to be pals with people and WANTS. And then he gets in his own way.

Well in my defence, I can at times have a decent convo with KS but then he goes into cunt mode unfortunately. Eyer on the other hand only wants to antagonise and insult.

yep

Yeah...

...but did anyone ever see his legs, though? Or his feet?

Or his pancreas? Can't live without that and no gal ever says to a guy, "Hey, you got a nice pancreas there, fella."

That is brilliance in its absurdity. Well done, Sir.

is fucktard off the books now?
Because I've seen fuckboy and fuckwad and fuckstick...I'd like to use fucktard on smooooffv

Still works in my world...

Lucky NN.

http://36.media.tumblr.com/0217142c372d07c283545d467ef710dd/tumblr_nj62lbpcAC1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg

I love this.

now i'm popping pills. here begins five days of prescription painkillers and antifibrinolytics.

 

[dolf]

Is there an attractive and pleasant way to wallow?

naked. in baby oil. you're welcome.

 

[rimmy]

naked. in baby oil. you're welcome.

And with that I'm off to bed to fap.


Hope I don't get any in the Bean's hair.


Again.

 

[dolf]

And with that I'm off to bed to fap.


Hope I don't get any in the Bean's hair.


Again.

because last time it was an 'accident'. goddamn pervert!

sleep well x