The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[pointless]

Pete? Asshook Pete?

no, the other one.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Oh fuck off.

 

[pointless]

maybe later.

 

[Killswitch]

Oh fuck off.

Why do you let him get to you.

Have some tea and crumpets or something.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why do you let him get to you.

Have some tea and crumpets or something.

Erm. That wasn't for eyer.

 

[anchoredinocean]

It was for me.

 

[Fata Morgana]

It was for me.

No it wasn't dickhead.

 

[pointless]

ahh, but i wanted it.

 

[pointless]

yes! score for me!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Why can't parody threads be deleted? They are pretty much like death threads cos they usually make you want to kill yourself with the sheer banality of them.

 

[Disgustipated]

His pain med prescriptions from the surgerys are running out.

I had 1 surgery 10 months ago and never took pills. What's your excuse, racist fuckwad?

 

[Tathagata]

Why can't parody threads be deleted? They are pretty much like death threads cos they usually make you want to kill yourself with the sheer banality of them.

Thank you

 

[Bacigalupo]

no, the other one.

Gun Pete?

 

[Tathagata]

I had 1 surgery 10 months ago and never took pills. What's your excuse, racist fuckwad?

is fucktard off the books now?
Because I've seen fuckboy and fuckwad and fuckstick...I'd like to use fucktard on smooooffv

 

[pointless]

Gun Pete?

is that a thing? the douchey one who kissed a lot of ass.

 

[AllyRose]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/daily-afternoon-randomness-49-photos-357.jpg?w=600&h=803​

 

[cowslinger64]

is fucktard off the books now?
Because I've seen fuckboy and fuckwad and fuckstick...I'd like to use fucktard on smooooffv

if not, fuck head, fuck hole and fuck stick work well..

 

[rimmy]

I'm sooooooooooo starting the Jailhouse/Rimmy rumor. Well, not starting. Perpetuating.

No you are not.

Whaaaaat? WTF.

#buzzkill

'Sup,Swishy?

Oh what do you know about a good time. lol

Seriously though man, Pepi LePew?

He's gonna be all hands I'm warning you.

How the fuck did he bone in on this deal?

I'm awesome. that's how.

My toe. And as long as I can keep him from trying to fuck it, we'll get along just fine.

Good luck with that.

I'll have it put in a cast before I let him defile it!

I'll bring my bolt cutters if I have to.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

is fucktard off the books now?
Because I've seen fuckboy and fuckwad and fuckstick...I'd like to use fucktard on smooooffv

Careful, or you'll steal another one of "his words."

 

[AllyRose]

if not, fuck head, fuck hole and fuck stick work well..

Ah, the 'F' word.

 

[Tathagata]

if not, fuck head, fuck hole and fuck stick work well..

I do like fuck head quite a bit

 

[Fata Morgana]

Don't you fucking squirt those poor girls with ketchup.

 

[Bacigalupo]

is that a thing? the douchey one who kissed a lot of ass.

He had a av of himself at a shooting range, I think. Maybe. Not that shooting ranges are hotbeds of douchery or anything. No one's saying that.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I do like fuck head quite a bit

Fuckhead is aces. I use that a lot at work.

 

[Jennifer]

How about we take a drink every time they put WWE on the tv or whenever someone sings karaoke badly? We'd die, but it would probably be fun for awhile.

Maybe I'll drive down and we can whip out our toes and clear out the bar.