The Isolated Blurt Thread XIII: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday for Slap and Tickle Today

[Killswitch]

Bring it on. I expect to gain 10 lbs during my visit.


Hope your dive bar is ready for our shenanigans. It's going to be a blast.

I'm thinking a gofundme page is in order.

#bailmoneys

 

[Killswitch]

He's a tough nut to crack. I'm trying to wear him down with my feminine wiles but I think he prefers monkeys.

You wore me down years ago lady.

 

[eyer]

Something tells me the group of poor guys that Farrah moans about Grace playing here, and the group of poor gals the skank now says pete played here...

...are all members of the same Playgrounder tribe here.

Unbelievable, I tell you...

...simply unbelievable.

 

[Garnate]

Rimel London (aka Rimmy, aka Gangrenous Franz) will be here while 1HF is here and I need some drinking game ideas. To play in a bar.

 

[Disgustipated]

I seriously have my doubts about people who respond to Betty or Eeyore in any kind of kind or serious manner. They both deserve to die in a fire holding hands.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Pete did have some nice arms...

 

[Lorilei]

Pete did have some nice arms...

He probably still does.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I seriously have my doubts about people who respond to Betty or Eeyore in any kind of kind or serious manner. They both deserve to die in a fire holding hands.

Well in my defence, I can at times have a decent convo with KS but then he goes into cunt mode unfortunately. Eyer on the other hand only wants to antagonise and insult.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Pete did have some nice arms...

Yeah...

...but did anyone ever see his legs, though? Or his feet?

Or his pancreas? Can't live without that and no gal ever says to a guy, "Hey, you got a nice pancreas there, fella."

 

[Garnate]

Well in my defence, I can at times have a decent convo with KS but then he goes into cunt mode unfortunately. Eyer on the other hand only wants to antagonise and insult.

What's good about KS is, when you can't have a convo with him, making fun of him is just as good. He can take it and dish it out. It's win-win.

 

[Saucyminx]

Yeah.... Pete's the first person here to play someone or fuck around behind their partner's back.

True story broham.

 

[1sickbastard]

Rimel London (aka Rimmy, aka Gangrenous Franz) will be here while 1HF is here and I need some drinking game ideas. To play in a bar.

My fav, all time drinking game was "Hi Bob" which was played to re-runs of the old Bob Newhart show. Take a drink every time someone on the show said, "Bob," chug the drink every time someone said, "Hi Bob."

Second best was during the 2012 GOP primary debates. Take a drink every time any candidate said the words; freedom, liberty, terrorist or taxes.
The first time we play it was take a drink every time a candidate said something stupid. It's not a good plan to kill a keg that quick.

For y'all....
I got nothing. Try lining up a series of shots,

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Eyer on the other hand only wants to antagonise and insult.

Being a misery vampire doesn't give you a wide variety of social options, it seemeth.

 

[Garnate]

My fav, all time drinking game was "Hi Bob" which was played to re-runs of the old Bob Newhart show. Take a drink every time someone on the show said, "Bob," chug the drink every time someone said, "Hi Bob."

Second best was during the 2012 GOP primary debates. Take a drink every time any candidate said the words; freedom, liberty, terrorist or taxes.
The first time we play it was take a drink every time a candidate said something stupid. It's not a good plan to kill a keg that quick.

For y'all....
I got nothing. Try lining up a series of shots,

How about we take a drink every time they put WWE on the tv or whenever someone sings karaoke badly? We'd die, but it would probably be fun for awhile.

 

[Killswitch]

Rimel London (aka Rimmy, aka Gangrenous Franz) will be here while 1HF is here and I need some drinking game ideas. To play in a bar.

Whaaaaat? WTF.

#buzzkill

 

[1sickbastard]

How about we take a drink every time they put WWE on the tv or whenever someone sings karaoke badly? We'd die, but it would probably be fun for awhile.

Sure, that'd work.

 

[eyer]

Well in my defence, I can at times have a decent convo with KS but then he goes into cunt mode unfortunately. Eyer on the other hand only wants to antagonise and insult.

You mean:

betty throws you a patronizing, complimentary bone once in awhile that you truly enjoy gnawing upon so much that it allows you to put aside for that time how he truly feels about "niggers"...

...while I won't even throw a dog a bone?

BTW:

If you ever gossip about me in not an insulting way...

...could you red bold it as the very first time occurrence it will be?

Thanks, cvnt.

 

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[Bacigalupo]

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[Killswitch]

I think Gangrenous Franz would be a good time.

Garnate, I'm thinking about drinking games. I'll come up with something good, better than that whole anal PM convo.

Oh what do you know about a good time. lol

Seriously though man, Pepi LePew?

He's gonna be all hands I'm warning you.

How the fuck did he bone in on this deal?

 

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[Killswitch]

Why are you warning me? Sadly, I will not be joining the festivities.

That said, his hands are fine. It's that toe! Wait...was that his toe?

You know what I meant.

I'm not happy about these developments.

 

[Garnate]

Why are you warning me? Sadly, I will not be joining the festivities.

That said, his hands are fine. It's that toe! Wait...was that his toe?

My toe. And as long as I can keep him from trying to fuck it, we'll get along just fine.

 

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